There’s nothing more frustrating than sitting in a meeting knowing your superior is going off on a tangent that bears no relevance whatsoever to the solution. You wish you could speak out but you are shit scared of bonus shrinkage.

It’s Saturday Night Live and I’m reporting from my cube at work. Weekend update with me, for anyone else who wants to join me, feel free to chime in and help me get through this 75 hour week plus 1, when we fall backwards. *Obv I’m bored, exhausted etc…*

Weekend update:
- In a meeting with a potential client this week, the senior bitch has volunteered me to fly to nyc with the junior bitch in two weeks, clearly she has no clue about the visit from her twin sister, Sandy.
- MS released the Surface this/last week, discussing this at work until gay intern yells it was released 3 years ago and “that’s just old news”, mental note made to flag him on that for not being an intern. Everyone knows, when you’re an intern, you nod in agreement and kiss ass. Surface on the other hand doesn’t live up to the hype created nor the price tag, touch screen is slow to respond, only good thing is MS Office Apps. Great hardware, crappy everything else. Dear MS, stick to improving MS office, my Excel has been “calculating” for the past 5 minutes.
- NYC marathon, which would have resembled the hunger games if held, has been canceled. Good listening Bloomberg. Besides, everyone else is already on a walkathon with the fuel shortage.
- I asked a coworker in Central America if they celebrated Halloween, he replied saying he had no clue but he did celebrate the day of dead. No kidding! Details: They actually lay an extra plate on the table for the dead. Kind of like guy jatra but only more creepy and scary, I think.
That’s it from me Seth Meyers…uh me, sorry got a little carried away. Excel’s done calculating, one more hour and I get to go home and listen to my neighbor snore as I wait for the Benadryl to kick in.

Excellent stand up material. Keep it coming. I hate it when superiors or colleagues go off on a tangent in meetings. People have so much difficulty sticking to the point. 5 minutes worth of meeting takes 50 minutes due to the tangents.

Since I've not watched SNL in a couple years, last night when I skimmed through this, I thought you actually posted Seth Myers and forgot to quote him. Great humor! I'd love to read more!

And tell me about those recently-graduated-oh-my-god-I-have-an-opinion-on-everything interns. :)

 Thank-you =)  I guess creativity lives just around the corner from stress. 

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 Nice read.... I so so can relate to your feeling of .... " ..There’s nothing more frustrating than sitting in a meeting knowing your superior is going off on a tangent that bears no relevance whatsoever to the solution. You wish you could speak out but you are shit scared of bonus shrinkage. "

"Seth, Seth! Did you hear about this girl Sandy? She caused some big s*** in NY; flooded her basement and blew up some power grid or something like that.

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