Just try to speak Nepali without using single word of English for whole day. Bring the revolution of nationalism…………..
(hamro vasa hamro vesh…pran bhanda pyaro desh)


Have a nice day!
----- Ramro din leu!

What's up?
----- Mathi ke Cha?

You're kidding!
----- Timi bachcha banai rah chau!

Don't kid me!
----- Malai bachcha na banau!

Yo, baby! What's up?
----- Chori haru, mathi ke cha?

Cool man!
----- Chisoo manche!

Check this out, man!
---- Yesko chaanbeen gara, manche!

Don't mess with me, dude.
----- Ma sanga kharab na gara, e vyakti.

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
----- Suna sathi, tyo gala mero ho, theek?

Hey good looking; what's cooking?
---- Arrey sundarta ki devi; ke pakai rahee ko?

Are you nuts?
----- Key timi badam ho?

Son of a gun.
----- Bachcha bandook ko.

Rock the party.
---- Party ma dhunga han-na.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do?
----- Kasari garchau?

Keep in touch!
----- Chhooi rakha.

Lets hang out!
----- Jau bahira jhundina.

This movie sucks.
--- Yo cinema le chuscha.

that was bullshit
- thyo goru ko gu

Fu(k you bit(h.

What are you up to?

Timi kata samma chau ta?

what the fu(k is this?
----yo ke (hikni ho ?

Line marnu
Dharka marnu

Side haanu
chheu haanu

beats me = malai pitchha

how's it going? = yo kasto jadai chha?

washroom = dhune kotha

highway = mathillo bato

freeway = sittaiko bato

I like Freeway = sittaiko bato

My car broke down.
---- Mero gadi tukra tukra bhayo.

In my Neck of the woods.   
---- Mero kath ko ghati ma

Stop bugging me?

Malai kira banauna chod de.

 

 

you are an ass hole.

ta chak ko pwal hos..

President Bush:   Rastrapati Jhaadi

Bluetooth:     Neelo Daant

Microsoft Word: Sukshma Komal Shabda

Microsoft Power Point : Sukshma Komal Samarthya Bindu

Real Player: Vastavik Khelaadi

Windows Media Player:    Jhyal Madhyam Khelaadi

 

My friend has just come to Boston to study Computer Science at Northeastern University . Before that, he was in a community college in Maryland. I called him on his cell phone, asking him to meet me at Central Square. From there, we took the red line train to Alewife to attend a party. We were expecting some momos, but there was nothing other than beer and hot dogs. One of our friends gave us a ride to Somerville where he stopped his car at a gas station. I bought my favorite candy Mr. Goodbar and some scratch tickets. We were planning to go to Wonderland but for some reason, we went to Braintree.

to be continued...

मेरो साथी उत्तरपुर्विय विश्वविध्यालय मा सुशाङ्ख्य विज्ञान पढ्न  बोस्टोन आएको छ। त्यस अघी त्यो म्यरिभूमी को एउटा सामुदायक विद्यालय मा पढ्थ्यो। मैले उस्सँग कोश कर्ण फुस फुस यन्त्र मा कुर| गरेर केन्द्रीय वर्ग मा भेट्न बोलाएँ। त्यहाँबाट हामीले रातो रेखाको रेल लिएर जाँडबुडी भन्ने ठाउँमा एउटा भतेर मा गयौं। मम को आशा राखेका थियौं तर मदीरा तथा तातो कुकुर मात्र थियो। एक जना साथी ले हामीलाई ग्रिश्मपुर सम्म सम्म सवारी दियो र एउटा वायुअड्डा मा गाडी रोक्यो। मैले त्यहा मेरो  मन पर्ने मिठाइ श्रीमान असल डन्डी  र कोतर्ने पत्रहरू किनें। हाम्रो आश्चर्यभूमी जाने योजना थियो तर कारणवश मगजब्रिक्ष्य पुग्यौं।

क्रमश:

hahahaha, good one tregor

thanx

 

>>>मम को आशा राखेका थियौं तर मदीरा तथा तातो कुकुर मात्र थियो। <<<

>>>मैले त्यहा मेरो  मन पर्ने मिठाइ श्रीमान असल डन्डी  र कोतर्ने पत्रहरू किनें। <<<

 

HILLARIOUS !

 

 

Mailo (Michael): K chha mathi Krishna (What’s up Chris?)

 
Krishna (Chris): Chisira chu (Chillin)

 
Mailo (Michael): Oie tyo chalachitra heris? “falam manchhe” (Yo u saw the movie? Iron     

                             man?)

 
Krishna (Chris): Aan here manchhe. tyo chalachitra le chusyo. (Yea I saw it man. That

                               movie sucked.)

 

Mailo (Michael): Ta malai bachha banai ra chhas hagi? Tyo chalachitra garmi ko sabai

                              bhanda utkrista chalachitra thiyo(You kiddin me right? That was the

                              best movie of the summer.)

 

Krishna (Chris): J bhayepani kukkur... Oie tyo tato challa lai her ta. Namaskar bachha

                              mathi k chha?(Whatever dog... Yo check out that hot chick. Hi baby

                              what’s up?)

 

Hot Chick (Tato challa): Ja gayera jeevean kin haruwaharu. Gayera pishab gar. (Go get

                                a life loosers. Piss off!)

 

Mailo (Michael): Som timi sanga khel nai chaina (Dude u got no game man)

 

Krishna (Chris): Bandukh ko chora. Tyo challa pakkai kam-bodi thiyo (Son of a gun!

                               That chick was probably a less-bean)

 

Mailo (Michael): Ho sahi! Tara u pataka thiye yar. (Yea right! She was the bomb

                              though.)

 

Krishna (Chris): Oie taile mero keto Hari ko Lamborghini chanbin garis? Tyo gu lagu-

                             padartha ho. (Yo did u check out my boy Harry’s Lamborghini? That

                              shits dope)
 

Mailo (Michael): Ho tyo kale le dherai bhada haru bechha. Usko bachha ko khat pani

                              tyeti naramro chaina. (Yea that nigga sells a lot of Pot. His crib aint’

                              bad either)

 
Krishna (Chris): Oie ma aba hidna janchhu manchhe. Shanti Bahira Kale (Yo I got to

                              take a hike man… Peace out nigga)
 

Mailo (Michael): Shanti bahira ghar ko kukkur (Peace out homedog.)

"Ramro kaam gwarcha

Budi Aaula Maathi"

Duee auula maathi gwaarcha (Two thumbs up!)

good job gwarcha

especially "Tyo gu lagu- padartha ho"