Thunderstorm out there. my roommate is still working. plenty of left over to eat..nothing on TV..


anything but..No politics..pls..

Do you want me to stop by?

Silly..well, impress me then..who knows..lol..

very nice. i like. how much?

xenqui

Dude, Commando,
Looks like you have only  LOW LIFE FEMALE  friends or  someone may be in your  family.

YOU ARE A NEPALI TRASH.

Hi Sexy in Sari,

I hope this will make you laugh.

SKIN TRANSPLANT SURGERY

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.  So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty.  She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.   There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it.  I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

 

 

LOL...i almost dropped my cup cake..ButtFAce!!!
thanks..

Hi sexy in Sari,

Here goes one more for yea.

 

A MAN AND A WOMAN SLEEPING COMPARTMENT

A man and woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

http://www.fmylife.com/love

 

Try this web site, you won't get bored Sexy in Sari!!

Hi Sexy in Sari,

Here goes another none:

 

LAUGH LINES

Man to wife: 'Boy, you are getting old, look at all the wrinkles you are getting!'

Wife: 'They aren't wrinkles, they're laugh lines!'

Man: 'Nothing is that freakin' funny!!''

The best joke here to me is commando's..
I guess Gay Goat didn't get the humor there. 

Loved Borat..!

~@~

Good one!!! I don't have wrinkles so far..when I do have one..i can use that line..

And Saajha, I don't like Comando joke at all, and not into Borat...!!! Sorry.

Put on NBA Finals on ABC!

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast.

Hi Sexy In Sari,

Here goes another one.........

And Who Are These For?

A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."

The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."

The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"

The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother. They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike, and my little brother can't do either of those things."

testing

GG, I liked the label of "Nepali Trash" you put on me. At least you gave me my nationality.