Jesuslovesyou,

So god created Adam and Eve who were not brother and sister. They had children. So far so good.

Now the BIG question is how did thier children have children without incest?

Please answer this gnawing question, and I will appreciate you. Please don't beat around the bush and ignore this question because it is convenient to ignore it.

god then continued to mysteriously impregnet all women much like he did with Virgin Mary. Lord works in mysterious ways that you and I cannot fathom. Let him do what he wants..else he might impregnet you.

haha! Looks like entertainment filled day.

 JLY,
You are here for the sole purpose to teach us chistianity and spread your religion.If we are interested, we will let you know other wise dont try to feed your religion in a spoon coz it will make us hate it.  Let's red what some verses in bible says. These are just a few examples:

Exodus 35:2  Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death. 

Jesuslovesyou is going to have to do some research to answer our resident rethinker.

Hey I wonder why people believe everything written in a story book as real without even thinking about it.

 @rethink : the story goes deep dude. Adam and Eve only had 2 sons Abel and Cain. And it is believed that they fu(ked eve to porduce more offsprings. They are the first mo*****fu(kers in the bible :) 
 JLY is just speechless. 

Let him go dude. Its just worthless to argue with a retarded priest. OR ELSE JESUS will BURN your soul in the HELL . haha

AE

yawll are gonna burn in hell

 @Chaure : Jesus might burn you in hell but hey He still loves you :) 

Jesus loves you more

 @chaure : I dont blame you. tero dimag mai chauri pareko rahecha. 

Now this is what happened 

Religion convinced the world that there is an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there are 10 things he doesnt want you to do or else you'll be taken to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you!!! And he needs your money!! He is all powerful but he cant handle money !!

AE

ROFL!!!

really interesting thread...

 

 guys take it easy! you don't have to assault an entire religion because you don't believe in it.

some moderation is always good.

have a good new year. cheers.

 

yo mujeee chaurey pani gaai khane po parecha .
aja bata yesko ra mero pani barabar bho hai.

Phak jesus!! He doesn't lov me because I had to work on nye :(