One thing I do not need motivation for,from anyone, is to swim. Summer means a lot of dip in the pool for me.I am a water baby (though in no close resemblance I look like a mermaid, I call myself a fish...rather a beautiful fat fish). Anyhoo, So finally in June I started by dip and stroke for this season I always fancied swimming in the national swimming complex at Satdobato. The size of the pool is of international standard so, every lap feels like an achievement (If you are a smoker or on the healthier side of weight, you know what I am talking about). The temperature and the humidity of K- town has been hitting the higher side due to no pre monsoon this year. So yesterday, I kept all my appointments aside and went for a nice swim.

I avoid weekends coz it is pretty crowed but to my agony, yesterday it was like, “oh Amby is coming for a swim, let the whole world join the revolution”. It was FULL of people, majority of them being male (No point for guessing, I never understood the dominance of male everywhere except paijama parties but heard guys are also doing that these days Sigh!). See I love to swim that means I dont give a flying f@#k who is swimming beside me or infront of me. It is me and the water OK! Even when I go with my friends and my family, I prefer to be left alone. I dont participate in stupid games or fooling around in the pool. I SWIM means I SWIM....PERIOD. But in years of plunging I have unwilling noticed that there are certain catagories of people who come to the swimming pool.

1. The selfie queen – Even if I have mentioned a feminine noun there and with my above statement, I would like to draw your attention is, TO MY DISBELIEF, these are guys taking pictures. Like seriously!!! pouting lips, posing with a twisted waist, hugging, fancy faces, What the hell. They stay in the water only for prolly 10% of the total time. Rest of the time it is SHOW TIME. Not stereotyping that it is done just by women but men always always always complained about these things. What kind of breed is this? ( Dont say gay....then again you are being a sexist).

2. The fish born – These are the rarest kind of species. Found at a percentage of 3-5 in a pool, these people genuinely like swimming, maybe for weight loss or just to get that sexy tan, these are the sincere people. They dont look right, they dont look left, they will do their own stuff and then leave. Most of them have pretty mighty body if you ask me ( what ??I was just appreciating beauty while I took my head out to breathe DUH!).

3. The poser baby - Comes in a group of 4-6, these are young kids (age maybe from 21-26 at an average) are there to have fun. They do stunts, jump around, somershalt, back flip, coconut jump, underwater, games over games. They are there JUST to have fun. And I guess the clubs make money with this kinda crowd.

4. The pervert pigs oink oink!- If you are a woman who goes alone for a dip, understand what I am talking about. A lot of girls/ women hesitate to go alone for a swim( specially in Nepal) is the kind of situations they get into coz of these pigs. Since women are in very less clothing ( the less the better for these guys) in the pool, these hogs try to molest them in a very subtle way. For example, while swimming, he pretends that he didnt see her coming from the other direction and goes straight bumping into her. “Oh Sorry!” is such an easy escape. She will definitely give him a benefit of doubt.
   

   But unfortunately, yesterday one of the hogs happen to ran out of luck. He came across a woman named Amby (Evil laughter MUHAHHAH). For the first time when he grabbed my thigh in the water and said sorry, like a typical stupid woman I said “its OK” and moved on. Second time when I saw him coming towards me, my instincts started working. I had the choice to change my direction, but I didnt. Oh hell no!. I let him come to my direction and the moment he tried to put his hands on me, I kicked my left leg so hard without any aim that it landed on his balls. Yeap OUCH! He didnt say a word and his expression PRICELESS.I gave him a look(Nah! It was not a flirtish look. I was just letting him know who is the boss).Did I say sorry? NOOO. Why would I?? Iwas not sorry at all. I knew I was going to kick him. It was in my plan. So next time when he tries to pick on a girl, he will remember how it feels to get a big blow on his groin. I didnt aim it but I just got lucky....lol! It was a very satisfying 2 hours after that. No one dared to cross my lane :).

Guys will be guys next time he will come with a protective gear to protect his "sperm overfilled" balls. Armed yourself with a Lethal hair pin

Good job Ambrosia, on both the kick and the write-up about it :)

Thank you Nas jyu. I actually wait for your comment...*giggle*.....aaba yo catagory ta swimming pool ma majority ma aaune haru ko bhayo ni ta.....aru ni holan ni fhatafhutta....hajur special manchey tesaile special catagory.

EWW NEVER....ani malai tyo su su samjhiye ta gheen lagcha...eewww ewww

mangale,
Lethal hairpin??? Nah.....i will still kick him....and I dont think he will be able to face me ever...that is if he recognises me outside the pool :P

Thank you mily...I hope I was inspiring :)....keep reading!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkk0aLvF-jY

Good thing you are not her (I hope), otherwise a kick from her would give that poor man a herniated balls (perhaps he did!).

Hahaha she looks like a balloon....bound to float...lol
I think I pretty much kicked him right!!! :D

hahahah atti bhannu huncha hai Nas jyu.....hetterika!!! hajur kaha ma kaha!! theekai chha j hosh hajur ko sabd padhda mann prasanna huncha tyo bhanda badhi k nai chahincha ra :)

Ammoi aammoooiii aamooi!!! cheesy chahi cheesy bho but its cute...thank you!!! Priyanka le mind garla feri!!

Launa!! k sunnu paryo....Nas jyu le Priyanka jee ko barey testo bhanna ali milena hai....Dont give up ppllzzz....mero ni iccha tehi hoo....hajur le Priyanka lai gare jhai koi mero ni testo die hard fan hosh....Sapanai ta ho!

hi amby ji सन्चै हुनु हुन्छ ??

नास ब्रो को हालखबर पनि ठिक छ नि होइन त ?

Nas jyu....aaja chahi sajha ma mero juni safal bhayo hai!!! Nas jyu mero fan bhane pacchi ta ma chahi dangrangdungrung bhaye ho!!!! aaba bhautarindai kaha janne hola :)
THANK U!

Nepali lahure,

golden shower bhaneko k ho hajur??

हामीलाई त सन्चै हुनु हुन्छ भन्दा पनि जबाफ दिनु भएन , नास संग मक्ख परेर हो कि जस्तो लाग्यो \

अनि मैले अघि भनेको कुरा तेती ठिक लागेन यहाँ , अन्त कतै भनुला \ यो थ्रेड मा अर्कै कुरो important थियो भन्ने भुसुक्कै बिर्सेछु \

तपैले kick हानेर ठिक गर्नु भएछ \ हेर्दा सम्म त ठिकै हुन्छ नि होइन :) - फेरि हेर्ने पनि pervert पाराले होइन नि ? |

Ammoiii ni.....ma sanchai chhu...,maile na dekheko ho k...solly!

Nas jyu lai ta chahera ni ignore garna sakinna k

नासे ब्रो,
तपाई कि अम्बी त खतरा रैछिन है..फेरी ब्रो को भकुण्डो फुटाइ देलिन नि! :) किक त खतरा मार्ने रैछिन! :)
ब्रो को दुइ खुट्टा टेकेको लाइ देख्नै नहुने बानि छ! :)

6-7 mahina nai gayeb bhayeko ho....kyaa notice garnu bhayeko hai....aaba regularly lekhchu ni hai??
mero swimming ko prasanga ra golden shower kaha milyo ta??

dkhanal..... Nas jyu lai kunai halat ma ....mah kick handina :P

amby: "mero swimming ko prasanga ra golden shower kaha milyo ta?? "

अनि तेही प्रसंग नमिलेर त मैले delete गरे नि \

बरु नास ब्रो ले golden shower लाइ राम्रो संग मिलाएर , डोनाल्ड trump को पनि कुरा जोडेर लेखेछ, मैले पनि भन्न खोजेको त तेही हो नि - नास ब्रो एकदम स्मार्ट छ क्या आ.... गर्दा अलंकार बुज्ने भनेको तेही होला नि :)