HELLO EVERYONE
AMRIKA MA BASNE FOLKS
PLEASE ADVISE ME TO COME TO THE LAND U R LIVING
ANY CLUES FOR A DECENT 29 COOL GUY

Define decent...

Velocity ji,

First thing first, you gotta recognize yourself, understand your potential. You are an uniform Velocity, that too, the stationary one. All you gotta do is use some accelerator, bring yourself to the motion and cover some pretty good distance in a given time. Lets say the time is t, S = ut + (1/2)at^2 is the formula you gotta use. Where S is the distance, U is you yourself, the velocity, a is an accelerator. :D You already got the potential, all you need is a kinetic honda or something... Beware, bich ma atlantic aaucha. :S

Where u coming from anyway?

d for dashing
e means eternal
c means cute
e means efficient
n means nepali
t means trust worthy


okay?

where r u people

kasto heartless ho tapaiharu

nepali bhayera ali kati pani brotherhood chhaina ki?

thx kalankisthan for ur concern
this is a krish from kuwait now
based from a well to do family gaushala ktm

Dang!

Your full form scare the hell out me. Especially being "Dashing" and being "Cute" should not go hand on hand.

For me, I would not bother looking any D E C E N T guys rather I would check first the "Velocity of his brain."

Well, too much joke.... Don't worry pal, you are decent-29 years young-Cool guy, you do not need any advie. Only obnoxious-19 year old-punk guy need it.

Just Don't Worry- Be Happy....

Q

Perfect.... now tell us where you want to land and for what? Study, work or just to goof off?

Ye najikai raicha ni ta.

If I were you I'd go to Turkey from Kuwait, and to Europe you know.. ani ghumdai firdai Paris-Saris hudai Amsterdam jaanthe. Amsterdam बाट उऽऽऽ तीं त हो नि London... फुत्त jump हान्ने London पुगि हाल्छ। London बाट पिलेन चढेर ५-६ घण्टामा त हेरि तीं त हो नि NYC. बरु लण्डनको चिशो ले च्वास्स सताउला, खयाल राख्नुहोस ।।।।

good luck.

Are you aspiring to be a dentist...? Can you afford to be one...? If so Kalanki hajir hai for the saath phera. But, you might wanna take 5 away from 29 years!

Ki kaso Kalanki ? ;)

Sitarazur, I am just trying to give him/her a friendly advice ni. आखिर एउटा मानिशनै अर्को मानिशको काम आउछ, होईन र? के यो दुनियामा नैतिकता पतन भै सक्यो? के यो दुनियामा मानवता हराईसक्यो? के यो दुनियामा भाईचारा सेलाईसक्यो? Haina ta?

Kaaa feri saat fera ko sapana dekhyaaa bhanya? Raam Raam!! Katro Heroine haru sanga snow ma dancing sancing dimlaa bhanera bharkhar daat ko taar nikaalya chu, and you are trying to hook me up with a guy? harey. Mero Purkha ko ijjat ke hola? Nahiiiii,,,,,,

BTW i've save the taar for you, :P When do you want it, how do you want it? Rato ribbon le baadhera pathaaidinchu.

Tyo taar ma bijuli lagai dinchoo and you will grin like a Christmas tree! ;)

Tyo taar ma Sitara laai diye huncha ni. So when I grin, they gonna see all the jhilimili-jhilla tin-tara -- KissMiss time ma :D

“किस मी” ट्याममा झिलीमिली-झिल्ला सितारा देख्नी भए त मै किस गर्दिन्छु कलन्कीलाई! कि भेलोसिटी नै ठीक छ? :p

yeh!!!!!!!!!!! Poonte to the rescue! Pucker up Kalanki, do!

Aaaaaiyaaaa!!!
कहिले देखुन ताकेर बसि राऽऽ जस्तो छ बुढा मान्छे, आज चानस मिल्ने बित्तिकै चमक्क चम्केर डानस गर्दे ख्वै, म खान्छु किस रे ।।। भो, पर्या छैन् किस सिस खान ।।। तपाईको घरमा दाजूभाई छैनन् ?? जति जति उमेर बढ्दै गो, उति उति पातकि भएर निस्कने बुढा मान्छे, हरे, के भा यस्तो, कलियुग, घोर कलियुग। केटा मान्छेले पनि इज्जत बचाउने बेला आयो, राम राम!!@!@!@!#@

म ई.एम.एस हो र अर्कालाई बिनासित्तैमा "Poonte to the rescue..." भन्दिनी?

म त कलन्कीको मुखाँ "सितारा" देख्न पाउनि रै छ भनेर पो दाँत-साँत माझेर, बैद्धनाथको दन्त मञ्जन लाल ले कुल्ला गरेर, लिस्टोरिनको बोत्तलै रित्ताएर, पिपरमिन्टको प्याकेटै मुखाँ कोचेर...आँऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ गर्दै किस गर्न तम्सी रा'!

झेल्ला ग-यो भने त फेरि भए भरको बत्तिसै दन्त झर्याप झुरुप खस्ने गरि किस गर्दिन्छु है, भन्द्या छ!

जिब्रो-सिब्रो, ओंठ-सोंठ रगत्तानो हुने गरि टोक्देन छु भने नि मरिजाम्, ल!

मेरी धोबिनी कै च्यात्त्याऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ पेटिकोट को कस्सम्!

बुढा भनेर हेप्नी कलन्कीले मलाई फेरि?

अहम्...अहम्!

आऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ...

भारा भुरी तिम्लाई म चिन्दिन, तिम्लाई म चिन्दिन...
थोत्रो गाढी, बल्लियो छ ईन्जिन!

सेरो फेरो, सिताराले कट्टु मै छे-यो!

Poonte dai....Pakhnus, ajhai pani taruni jiskaera basne?

Jataa sitara,
Utai poonte dai bicharaa...

SITARA...long time!... was thinking about you (not the same way pooh dai does tho)... hope all is well.

तरुणी त काँर जिस्काएर भयाउनु नि बाबै, यो बुढेसकालाँ?

सितारा नि बुढी नै परिन् र पो जिस्का'को! :p

बोलीले जिस्काको मात्रै नि फेरि! रमईलोलाई! ईकोस को जस्तो पापी मन त छैन है, गाँठे!

काली गण्डकीले स्वात्तै बागा'को कस्सम्! :D