This one is from the American History X:

"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.' "

Quotes from Fight Club are pretty good....

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh*t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.


Tyler Durden: The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

I dont know about favourite but here is top ten dhoti movie dialogue.

1. Kitne admi the – Sholay (1975)

2.Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai’ – Waqt (1965)

3.Babumoshai…! – Anand (1970)

4. Aap ke paon dekhe, bahut haseen hai. Inhe zameen par mat utariyega — maile ho jayenge – Pakeezah (1972)

5. Mujhse dosti karoge? Bobby (1973)

6. Mere pas ma hai – Deewar (1975)

7. Mogambo khush hua – Mr. India (1987)

8.Dosti mein no sorry, no thank you – Maine Pyar Kiya (1988)

9. Mein chota sa, pyara sa, nanha sa, baccha hoon – Chaalbaaz (1989)

10. Bade bade deshon mein, aisi choti choti baatein hoti rahti hain - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge (1995)

and here is most common dhoti movie dialogue as far as i can recall--

Kamine , kutte main tera khoon pi jaunga (when dharmendra goes mad he always goes for dog. apparently i have heard dogs are very unhappy with dharmendra)

Khabardaar, bhagne ki kosish maat karna , tum charo taraf se ghir chuke ho (when police tries to capture villain)


Beta main tere liya gajar ka haluwa laya hoon (when mom visits her son in jail)

Main tumhare bachhe ki maa banne bali hoon (you know when hehe )

Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chod do . ( when prem chopra, shakti kappoor or gulshan grover goes for girl. The common response of prem chopra is -- itne achhi cheeze bhagwan ke liye kaise chod du)

***********************************************************************

Here are few more. sorry i couldnot resist.................


Kaminay tere ghar mein maa, behen nahin hain ?

I object your honour.- objection sustained/overruled

mujhe shakti do maa

main tumhe khona nahi chahta/chahti

Main tumhare bare mein hi soch raha tha/thi

INHE DAWAON KI NAHI DUAON KI JAROORAT HAI


deewaaron ke bhi kaan hote hain


tumhe tumhare xyz ka waasta


Order Order - yeh adaalat hai

nehinnnnnnnnnnnn yeh nehi ho sakta

App ko jo kuch bhi kaha na hai, kathtraye mein khade ho kar kaho (The judge cannot hear you from that distance!)

kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain

woh apne ashique ke saath rangraliya mana rahi hai

usko chune se pahle tumhe mere lash main se gujarna padega

tum iska baal bhe banka nahi kar sakte

maine khana aaj apne haato se banaya hai (as if previous day she used to make by legs)

aree tum wahan kyon khade ho, aandar aa jao

main kahaan hoon (after amnesia)

tune apna maa ka dudh piya hai to

Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha

Hey bhagwan, mere suhaag ki raksha karna

ek baar mujhe maa kaheke pukar lo beta........beta "maa" .........kya kaha jara phir se kaho beta

Koi Dekh Lega..Hato naa, log kiya kahengay.. hatiye jee! Aap bade woh hain


Boss! Maal pakda gaya. (and the boss gets angry)

Batao hera kaha hain

Badhai ho, tum baap bannay waalay ho


yeh shaadi nehi ho sakti....(


Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga / bhuloongi

Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho

mujhe ishi din ka intazzar tha


Puliss ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai

Driver, gaadi roko

Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli baar kuch maang

ek phuti kaudi nahi doonga.

Mera Yakeen karo, maine apni aankhon se dekha hai

Teri yeh majaal… / Yaad kar woh din

Tumhari yeh haalat kiss ne ki hai

Tunme yahaan se kisi XYZ ko jaate hue dekha



omg i am tired . COURTESY http://www.fropper.com/forum/message-list.php?board_id=1&topic_id=138&pusername=&topics_sel_opt=&page=1

I can't remember which movie these are from, But sounds funny:

"I am a professional hitman, I kill people for money but you are my friend. I will kill you for nothing"

"I never drink water coz fish f*ck in it"

"I love children, speically with salt and papper"

Lesly Nielsen enters a party, doorman asks for his coat to hang it for him:
Doorman: "Your coat, sir"
Lesly nielsen "Yes, and I have a reaceat to prove it" (Naked gun)
----------------------------------------

Serious movies

"Hey dog, are you just gonna stand ther and bark or are you bite" (Reservoir Dogs) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105236/

"Say hello to my little friend" (Scarface) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086250/

Marv: I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people. (Sin City)
Marv: What if I'm wrong? I've got a condition. I get confused sometimes. What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I would turn into? A maniac. A psycho killer. (Sin City) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401792/

"Eye for an eye ends up making the whole world blind" (Gandhi)

Haha.....that was hilarious bidhan!

Legend of the Fall - I follow all the rules, men, god, u follow non of them and they all loved u more, samuel, father and even my own wife.

Mula

bidhan dhoti movie freak huh!
funny quotes by the way!

K3G-- love it!
"Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur ager dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... To apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum her manzil paa sakoge, Her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..."

After inviting one gross people in his birthday, Bilbo Bagins: I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I forgot the movie but...it goes something like this

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.”

been watching so many indian movies since i was a kid that these lines r actually embedded in my brain

- paaun laagu dadaji

- bete pehle teri aarati to utaruuuuu (wat does it mean, anyway?)

- vagwan yeh tune kya kiya?

- lo bete moohon mitha karle

- basssssss........... iske aage kuch kehne ki koi jarurat nahin

- beti, kya yeh sach hai?

-he has guitar-phobia. a guitar killed his mother (disco dancer) prolly the best one!

Just find how many dhoti bhais copied in their movies from Hollywood:-

# Quote Movie Year
1 Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. GONE WITH THE WIND 1939
2 I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. GODFATHER, THE 1972
3
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I
coulda been a contender. I could've been
somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I
am.
ON THE WATERFRONT 1954
4 Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas
anymore.
WIZARD OF OZ, THE 1939
5 Here's looking at you, kid. CASABLANCA 1942
6 Go ahead, make my day. SUDDEN IMPACT 1983
7 All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup.
SUNSET BLVD. 1950
8 May the Force be with you. STAR WARS 1977
9 Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy
night.
ALL ABOUT EVE 1950
10 You talking to me? TAXI DRIVER 1976
11 What we've got here is failure to
communicate.
COOL HAND LUKE 1967
12 I love the smell of napalm in the morning. APOCALYPSE NOW 1979
13 Love means never having to say you're sorry. LOVE STORY 1970
14 The stuff that dreams are made of. MALTESE FALCON, THE 1941
15 E.T. phone home.
E.T. THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL
1982
16 They call me Mister Tibbs!
IN THE HEAT OF THE
NIGHT
1967
17 Rosebud. CITIZEN KANE 1941
18 Made it, Ma! Top of the world! WHITE HEAT 1949
19 I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take
this anymore!
NETWORK 1976
20 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a
beautiful friendship.
CASABLANCA 1942
21 A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his
liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS,
THE
1991
22 Bond. James Bond. DR. NO 1962
23 There's no place like home. WIZARD OF OZ, THE 1939
24 I am big! It's the pictures that got small. SUNSET BLVD. 1950
25 Show me the money! JERRY MAGUIRE 1996
26 Why don't you come up sometime and see me? SHE DONE HIM WRONG 1933
27 I'm walking here! I'm walking here! MIDNIGHT COWBOY 1969
AFI’s 100 Years…100 Movie Quotes Page 2 of 4
28 Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' CASABLANCA 1942
29 You can't handle the truth! FEW GOOD MEN, A 1992
30 I want to be alone. GRAND HOTEL 1932
31 After all, tomorrow is another day! GONE WITH THE WIND 1939
32 Round up the usual suspects. CASABLANCA 1942
33 I'll have what she's having.
WHEN HARRY MET
SALLY
1989
34 You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?
You just put your lips together and blow.
TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT 1944
35 You're gonna need a bigger boat. JAWS 1975
36
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need
no badges! I don't have to show you any
stinking badges!
TREASURE OF THE
SIERRA MADRE, THE
1948
37 I'll be back. TERMINATOR, THE 1984
38 Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on
the face of the earth.
PRIDE OF THE YANKEES,
THE
1942
39 If you build it, he will come. FIELD OF DREAMS 1989
40
Mama always said life was like a box of
chocolates. You never know what you're
gonna get.
FORREST GUMP 1994
41 We rob banks. BONNIE AND CLYDE 1967
42 Plastics. GRADUATE, THE 1967
43 We'll always have Paris. CASABLANCA 1942
44 I see dead people. SIXTH SENSE, THE 1999
45 Stella! Hey, Stella!
STREETCAR NAMED
DESIRE, A
1951
46 Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We
have the stars.
NOW, VOYAGER 1942
47 Shane. Shane. Come back! SHANE 1953
48 Well, nobody's perfect. SOME LIKE IT HOT 1959
49 It's alive! It's alive! FRANKENSTEIN 1931
50 Houston, we have a problem. APOLLO 13 1995
51 You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I
feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
DIRTY HARRY 1971
52 You had me at "hello." JERRY MAGUIRE 1996
53
One morning I shot an elephant in my
pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't
know.
ANIMAL CRACKERS 1930
54 There's no crying in baseball!
LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN,
A
1992
55 La-dee-da, la-dee-da. ANNIE HALL 1977
56 A boy's best friend is his mother. PSYCHO 1960
57 Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. WALL STREET 1987
58 Keep your friends close, but your enemies
closer.
GODFATHER II, THE 1974
59 As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry
again.
GONE WITH THE WIND 1939
AFI’s 100 Years…100 Movie Quotes Page 3 of 4
60 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten
me into!
SONS OF THE DESERT 1933
61 Say "hello" to my little friend! SCARFACE 1983
62 What a dump. BEYOND THE FOREST 1949
63 Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
Aren't you?
GRADUATE, THE 1967
64 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the
War Room!
DR. STRANGELOVE 1964
65 Elementary, my dear Watson.
ADVENTURES OF
SHERLOCK HOLMES, THE
1939
66 Get your stinking paws off me, you damned
dirty ape.
PLANET OF THE APES 1968
67 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the
world, she walks into mine.
CASABLANCA 1942
68 Here's Johnny! SHINING, THE 1980
69 They're here! POLTERGEIST 1982
70 Is it safe? MARATHON MAN 1976
71 Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard
nothin' yet!
JAZZ SINGER, THE 1927
72 No wire hangers, ever! MOMMIE DEAREST 1981
73 Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico? LITTLE CAESAR 1930
74 Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown. CHINATOWN 1974
75 I have always depended on the kindness of
strangers.
STREETCAR NAMED
DESIRE, A
1951
76 Hasta la vista, baby.
TERMINATOR 2:
JUDGMENT DAY
1991
77 Soylent Green is people! SOYLENT GREEN 1973
78 Open the pod bay doors, HAL. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY 1968
79
Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me
Shirley.
AIRPLANE! 1980
80 Yo, Adrian! ROCKY 1976
81 Hello, gorgeous. FUNNY GIRL 1968
82 Toga! Toga!
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S
ANIMAL HOUSE
1978
83 Listen to them. Children of the night. What
music they make.
DRACULA 1931
84 Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty
killed the Beast.
KING KONG 1933
85 My precious.
LORD OF THE RINGS: TWO
TOWERS, THE
2002
86 Attica! Attica! DOG DAY AFTERNOON 1975
87 Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but
you've got to come back a star!
42ND STREET 1933
88
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in
shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're
going to get back on that horse, and I'm going
to be right behind you, holding on tight, and
away we're gonna go, go, go!
ON GOLDEN POND 1981
AFI’s 100 Years…100 Movie Quotes Page 4 of 4
89 Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and
win just one for the Gipper.
KNUTE ROCKNE ALL
AMERICAN
1940
90 A martini. Shaken, not stirred. GOLDFINGER 1964
91 Who's on first.
NAUGHTY NINETIES,
THE
1945
92
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former
greenskeeper, now, about to become the
Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's
in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
CADDYSHACK 1980
93 Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are
starving to death!
AUNTIE MAME 1958
94 I feel the need — the need for speed! TOP GUN 1986
95 Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your
lives extraordinary.
DEAD POETS SOCIETY 1989
96 Snap out of it! MOONSTRUCK 1987
97 My mother thanks you. My father thanks you.
My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY 1942
98 Nobody puts Baby in a corner. DIRTY DANCING 1987
99 I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! WIZARD OF OZ, THE 1939
100 I'm king of the world! TITANIC 1997

From Garden State:

Homesickness

You'll see when you move out it just sort of happens one day, one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this rite of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for you kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.

here is the unforgettable and unforgiving quote from 'Pulp Fiction":

Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that sh*t for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your a**. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded sh*t to say to a m***f**er before I popped a cap in his a**. I saw some sh*t this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that sh*t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

Bang .. Bang .......

Bidhan, You made me laugh..Thats like so him.. Dharmendra. Kutte, kamine.Chod de usko.....Hahahhaa..
tune apna maa ka dudh piya hai to Hahahhaha..

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sh@t that high!!!

LOL well too many quotables, i'll let y'all enjoy the clip.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUc62jD-G0o

cheers,
sage

n the best hindi quote by the infamous Gabbar...

Kaliya: s-s-sarkar mainey aap kha namak khayan hai sarkar
Gabbar: Aap, GHOLI kha

(so funny wen gabbar sez it)

enjoy



cheers,
sage