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CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Dec.8, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Classes begin Monday, December 11, 2006


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.


Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.


Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.


Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.

there's an easy way:
wives go to some martial arts training and then beat the crap out of the husbands...

I want to get beaten by wife, Ma sanga biha garne ho sajhauser???

sorry Amazing, i'm already taken :P

Saj,
That's a cool one..I think i'll have to go for a bashing classes hagi??

Sajha user so u already have experience of giving classes :P funny


In my case

Experienced are given priority :-D

Priority....for what? to get the bashing?? :)

hehehe...good one sndy

Anyone interested to know how to train men:
contact sajhauser :P

Dedicated to SAJA USER and SNDY dear

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
- S. T. Coleridge

I like the song...isnt' it hum tum??

for that song: keti lai bujhna keta ko dimag ko capacity nai hunna kya! :P

exactly saj..

Ha ha haa, you guys crack me up Sajhauser and Sndy! :))

"keti lai bujhna keta ko dimag ko capacity nai hunna kya!"

And let me guess, girls have great mental abilities to figure out guys? They understand men inside out I suppose, no?

LOL!

:)

"The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion"
Now that's a classic! no. 12 looks good too... almost too good to be true ( i mean successful completion of the class).Whats with maximum enrollment number limited to mere 8 kids .. errrr I mean guys though?? Not fair I tell ya Sndy! :p

My best were 4 and 7 ...

Thanks for the laugh sndy - have a good one all!

sndy di,
ke ho yesto? aafno patidev (mero bhena) testo hoisinchha bhandaima sab keta haru testai hunchha? :P

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

okay have to admit coz when i am in full rush, i don't care about this practice okay? :P :P

other than this, i am almost next to PERFECT ! ahem!


and sajhauser,

you are already taken?

how you wished you were not haina? wahahahahahahahahah :P


LooTe

Lemoneyyy that is funny!

Arko Ekkkkkkk....

Sajhauser and Syndy, any idea to stop people from barking!

Caffeine mangta hai more!

Have a good one ya'll! :-)

my oh my!!! loote, now you couldn't resist, could you? :P hehehehe
thinking before you speak is one of the lessons to be added :P

captain,
guys think girls are complex...cause guys think with such simplistic minds..obvious, innit?? :P