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This is not a joke!

I just want to share this so I can feel better (hiding behind my computer).

I farted at work today. It was loud well I felt it was. There were two coworkers next to me. I know they heard it.

Not one said nothing and my face turned red!

I didn't know what to say, I felt that I should apologize or may be apologize with a humor, "oops no one heard that one" but I did nothing.

It was out of control and I just had to let one rip, you know what I mean? My butt was not positioned properly hence the loud noise.

Should I bring this up to my coworker? and may be apologize tomorrow? or

"aayo padh gayo padh , padh ko barema k ko baad bibaad" ????


Have you guys been in this situation? What did  you do?

58 views and none had been in this situation? or are you all shy?

nasty man how did u get visa, u are disgrace in the name of human beings

I agree and I want to rectify my behavior. I want to learn from the finest human being alike you. Please share your kind wisdom. Your simple sharing of wisdom will be a small step to turn this inhuman into a fine witty gentleman like you.

May God bless you and give you wisdom and common sense.

@sunsweesh: u simply r a jerk man.... i reckon u think getting a student visa to  US is ur greatest accomplishment.. pashupatinath le timlai satbuddhi diun...
@smart_lato: i dont think those people are gonna make any big issue out of it unless u work with bunch of people like sunsweesh...it happened to me last tym at my work ( offcourse at the gas station)..she was a lady( around 35) and i still dont know how it slipped..n here is the real tym conversation

( *****bhuunkaaaa******)

me: somebody had a whole bucket of bean last night huh????
she: that was a good one honey, take care....
(she looked rather impressed wit me, i dont kno why)

damdar pad ko kamal...
उत्तमम दधददात पादम,

मध्यम पादम थुचुक थुचुक,

घनिष्ठः थुड़थुडी पादम,

सुरसुरी प्राण घातकम|

While this dude was Nepali he did not care farting and may be he is the one in Bagbazzar farting in front  of Kanya students. Now he is half american and now he is barking like half hound/American. 

Tomorrow is Friday. Please don't ruin anyone's day talking about Yesterday's Gas...Anyway, you said "two coworkers", it could be (1.  Male+Male or 2. Male + Female or 3.  Female + Female) ...If its No. 1- forget it. If its No. 2.- Make any interesting story and talk to Male only, later female will try to find out through Male what you guys talked about.. and they would forget everything about you,  AND NO.3..most important..talk about other female friends outside of your work environment..Women love to hear about other women all the time..they will completely forget what happened today...and WEEKENDS...SO NO ONE will  THINK ABOUT YOU..and Monday back to work..everything will be Taaza....

Thanks for posting guys and I do admire your comments.

I am actually laughing at my own situation now. I mean its natural and a healthy human being farts at least 8 times a day from what I heard.

Yeah its embarrassing that I had to let one slip :/

May be they are thinking it was my empty stomach?  lol

or may be they don't know yet, kinda like who farted? game.

I am not sure but they know its me hehe..... I feel like I committed an innocent crime. Both were male but the other side of the cube there were women so I think I kept them women guessing. lol again!

It was a great day over all.... I got major responsibility at work today. So that was a little accumulated pressure generated by work load. lol lol....

Take care ya'll....

God bless you.

its involuntary what does it has to do with getting student visa lol. u cracked me though!!!

dude its no biggie...next time you speak to them just bring it up casually and say 'the other day that chinese food didnt sit too well....did you guys notice?' sth like that and laugh it off....

 

syanjali, naya and few others like him get twisted for no apparent reason. Its a small embarassing moment and we have all been through it....this will not be the first and not the last...so learn to handle it...

 

 

Everybody farts.  No problem.  Let it rip!!!... but next time, please be discreet.  hehehehehe.

Everybody farts.  No problem.  Let it rip!!!... but next time, please be discreet.  hehehehehe.

SIS, we got morons here who are dedicated to ruin the day. You will find out soon.

LOL - ok no name calling...sounds fair

Farting is good for health but not in public

yeah even taking abt farting in common is disgusting, only illegal dirty mexicans will fart and walk stinky

Its stinky

I have a confession, I farted in a crowded elevator because that day I had a very heavy breakfast, like 5 boiled eggs, 4 toast, sausages, tea and to top it off, I was drinking the big redbull. I tried my best to controll but a silent one slipped out. Silent but deadly, aatmaghatak paad(like dead rotten mouse and spoiled eggs). I made couple ladies gag and set a panic in the elevator with like 15 people crammed up at work rush. everyone was closing their noses making noises of disgust, they didnt know it was me becuase like everyone I had my nose covered but I was laughing as hell underneath. and as soon as the elevator stopped, people were pushing eachother to get out fast. there were a lot of people waiting to get on as we were leaving, I dare not look back but I heard people yelling and gagging as they entered the elevator.

and yes I did feel embarrassed. But I got away with it , one more thing for me to check off on my things to do list before I die.
       fart in a crowded elevator.      CHECK

yo [Disallowed String for - use not allowed] sunweesh bhanne.. ur a disgrace to we all nepalese... ta [Disallowed String for - use not allowed] sanga ta one on one khelnu maan lako cha............... "padhyo bhandai ma how did you get a visa re"....... bhai america ko visa talai testo thulo kura lagyo.....thukka [Disallowed String for - use not allowed]..........

Guys enjoy this, its real funny. Curry Paad