1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

only in america do people think sherpa is the nepali word for "porter"---and those are the americans who have heard of nepal and sherpas

only in nepal do people think all americans are christian

only in nepal do girls try to "lighten" their skin with fair and lovely, while american girls try to "darken" their skin with tanning salons, sun bathing, skin cancer, etc.

I actually met a guy who brought 'fair and lovely' from Nepal as he thought he has dark complexion and wanted to "lighten" his skin. I thought that is just too much.

Only in Nepal are there Yetis roaming about in the Himalayas.

Only In America rich people are thin and fit and poor are obese and supersized.
Thank you Macdonald's.

Thanks Confused for adding that anecdote. That's pretty likely. And I myself was wondering for a long time how the president of the USA can work without having ministers !

For those who did not get that in Nepali, here it is again-

Only in America is a priest called a minister and the minister a secretary

ur welcome nepe..

Only is america does electricity run on 120 vts. and they still measure in POUNDS...and miles, and gallons..dammn america is all weird!

Only in America, 8 am is considered very early in the morning.

Only in America there is Kindergarden, middle school and high school graduation ceremony.

Only in America, Khwarra garera sigan puchnu WHILE eating is okey but dhakarnu AFTER eating is not okey.

Only in Nepal is the country's name also a last name
Only in Nepal the citizen aren't allowed to shake hand with the King
Only in Nepal do some people put E. Mr/Mrs.....in their wedding invitation implying E for Engineers (whooopi do)

in america, the line is busy; in nepal, "engaged chha"

in america, something is not set or official yet; in nepal, "fix bhaeko chhaina"

only in america do we have separate knives for fruit, bread, butter, meat; while in nepal they have hasiya, hasiya, and aru hasiya

Only in Nepal can you eat holy fruit(prasad) that taste like dhoop.

I was wondering if they use the term "mood off" anywhere else in the world.

Hamro Nepal ma ta euta common phrase nai chha ni .........."aaja ta bihani dekhi mood off chha mero"

only in nepal can you hear:
"mind nagarnus"

"mindcrack bhayo"

in nepal, a hotel is a place to eat; in america, a place to sleep.

in nepal, "tuition" is being tutored or attending extra classes; in america, it is the ridiculous amount of money one must pay to obtain an education.

Only in nepal kaan-chhedne and naak-chhedne is not a fashion....... rather that's what almost everyone has to do during small age.

Only in nepal shaving your head but with just a few hairs isnt a fashion. rather it's a tradition............. kapal khaurida tuppi rakhna paryo ni!

Only in Nepal,
picture speaks itself.

only in nepal do people call you saying " Ay Hello!"

only in nepal will you find men so skinny (or belts so large!) that their belt wraps around them twice

only in nepal can men wear pink sweater vests and not get their asses kicked

Only In America

People come from all over the world and work work work in cash donot pay tax, invite all the family and go back to their county to start all B.S. with their friends and send money back home after all

THEY ALL SAY THIS IS BAD HERE THAT IS BAD HERE, IT IS NOT LIKE THIS IN THEIR COUNTRY,IF THEY LOVE THEIR COUNTRY WHY THE HECK THEY EVEN COME TO US>

Only in Sajha are there people like adrian who hasn't got a clue of what the hell he/she is talking about.
No one is bashing any country people culture here, u stupid a$$.

Only in Nepal do people EAT water, cigarette, air(hawa), tea, etc..

KG4MVP

B4 you start cursing people think twice. If you really want to know if I am what you are calling me or not you may let me know where to see you, I will be happy to prove you that I am stupid a............

What is the fight about guys?

Only in Nepal do Adrian and KG4MVP fight for no reason.