Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar! Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions. For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition. To find out more about the festival check out Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site

Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela (If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)

Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.	On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
	On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----

Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock (if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

Can someone help me with a translation pleeeeeeeese..ASAP hai..

What is an english word for Paurakh? I need it...

sndy errr..if i was to answer it..i would say "leg put" or  proper english would be "put ur leg" pau=leg rakh=put?;oP

but i was just told by my fren...actually 2!so must be right? it means hardwork re :oD...

hope that helps..and really outta here!

have a good one!:oD

LOL Danny, leg put was classic hai..can't stop laughing..
Thanks for your help and effort though..

Capt

That list of name definitely has eased typing BUT I think, lost the "value" of names.

Manche harulai je gare ni' nahune !!

What's going on here? Chhyang ra maichyang bhae dashai manau bhanya -- khai --

 

Lol danny Bro!!! tesso ta "sangat guna ko fal" vanna lai chai company multiplied by fruits vanney ho?

SNDYm, i hope you have already found the right word. i have found the synonym for legput tho'. which is findash. pau = find, rakh = ash

LOL Neptem, where do u come up with all those funny meanings? U're truly something hagi ?? I didn't find the right word, still looking if you know it'll be helpful hai..

Sndy,

what about diligent??? will that work?

Naraaaaan-Shiba!!!! SNDYm, how could you minimize your own e-brother to a thing? how? how? how? Feel like crying under a tree, dhuru -dhuru.

 Everyone out in the street huh? Good afternoon Folks!

 sndy, yes missing hotmaila terribly! That was a googly btw.

 kalanki, did it make your day for real? I personally thought it was pretty neat.

 npl2us, "whatever" ;-)

 Hello to everyone!

He he Flips, not just googly ni..khatara googly..LOL..he must've had a great time though..LOL..

Nepte, my e-bhai, u're not a thing..just something ni.

Mav, thanks..I don't think that'll work but that's fine..thanks for your help..

Aru sabai lai..where r u?

Loots and Capt. saab, sangai bahira gayeko ho?

 Danny, two down already? Good going, G'luck! Also, you are into Mahabharat these days re? You must be making a mockey out of dialogues!

 sndy, I tell you I was unable to read that googly and was cleanly bold! What a bowling that was re kya! ;-)

 Hey Mavs, tip-toeing out of this cafe huh? Hope all is well.

 

 Phewww..what's happening? :@

 Have  a good one ya'll!

 

 

will drop by later in the evening--time-permitting (hopefully)!

hi
and
bye

WOW...have to flip 3 pages to get to my message ..wow ..sakiyena ba..Jay hos Nautanki Cafe!!

Happy Vijaya Dashami To all..You all are invited  for dinner kashi ko bhuutan, Choilya, kabab..yummy yummy ..lekhada lekhadai mukh bata pani aayoo ..

Danny Bro..Jay hos @:)s-s  -S..

Captain:I cannot roll anything here..It keeps rolling too fast

hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock

hi to me as well ...

He he Flips, hotmaila le runu ruwayo..he's emailing u still? LOL

Loots, kina evening?

IMI, it's been pretty slow today..haven't seen many people here..

Hello Manvi -

We don''t get to see much of you here these days. I guess Juggy is no longer around to give you company - maybe that's why, huh? Teasing!

Mokshya -

Ha ha ha ...Thanks.  I believe I might have seen one or two of his shows - the ones about Hong Kong or someplace in the the Far East. Good to see you here. Hope you'll swing by more often.

Audrey H -

Hey, anything for the brightest girl on Sajha  re kya ... ha ha ha

NPL2US -

Good to know you are happy again today and that's a great number you chose. But you still havent shared with us why you are so happy. If the lyrics of that song are any indication of what's tickling your heart, either you are a singer/composer who just wrote a great song or are in love with someone (besides the bottle of Kellu) . Either way, LL CC MG MG

Flips -

Ooh la la ... lateral thinking! Pssst, how about we make that bilateral thinking and you tell me the answers before the others know .... ha ha ha. Just kidding. Hope all is well with you. Dont get to see as much of you these days. Wonder what's keeping you away ... is it ahem ahem?

BTW, please say hi to Avani.

Maverick -

Hi. How's it going? Colbert completely cracks me up. I find this new book promotion dog and pony show insanely funny.

Brig Ma'am -

Uff, no udaying please ... LOL!. I am well. How are you?

Danny -

Always good to see you. Yeah, Loote bro is definitely off with the ladies. I say that with certainty based on that article he posted about Cambridge chicks. One of those asking after him was a Cambridge student ( a good one who wasn't into the hanky panky)

Athena -

LOL!! So now we know who to go to if we want the beans to spill on Danny.. ha ha. BTW, welcome to the Cafe if you are interested in being part of it.

Shirsih Dr Saab -

Jeez, of all the people, you should be meeting and greeting people with that list! Well, hi to you and welcome again! LOL!

Lootekukur -

Dude, we barely get to see you these days. Hope you are having fun with  all those gorgeous  Cambridge and Oxford chicks buzzing around you.  Looks like they somehow found your number in spite of my attempts to hold it back -  I had zero new voice mails today . How many did you have? ha ha ha ha

IMI -

Keep rocking, bud. Hope all is well with you.

Camo -

Kitthe ho praji?

Hi to Jack, Udashi, Tamang Lady, Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, Athena,  Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend

Tamang Lady and all the others who use the product, thought this might be of interest to you. And nope, it's not an urban legend as per this:

Source: http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2007/10/11/lead_tests_raise_red_flag_for_lipsticks/

Lead tests raise red flag for lipsticks

Hazardous levels found in one-third of market samples

First off, referring to the above post-Wtf?!!  My first lipstick (Nude,if anyone cares) was from Covergirl! This prolly explains my sudden lapses of memory,mood swings,attention deficiency,disinterest in certain areas of my life!! Lolz...but laughs aside,this is gross careless . Are we as consumers going to stand by and do nothing. Someone,do sthg!Re kya.

Ainch Cappy,Audrey ,the brightest girl re? .La la...thankooo. You da best re ni ta. Altho I seemed to have missed out on sndy when i copy/pasted. Maaf pau hazurs!

Sndy,you are certainly the glue which keeps us all well...stuck.eheheh. Super-duper glue. (when was the last time you a compliment like that huh?) And i think it is fabulous that you have already introduced celestial beings haruko kathas to your lil one. Good going ,girl!

Danny,light o my life. : I keep tellin ya to come home. But there you are wanderin...far and wide. I await thee with faith  and almost no yawns . *Cheshire cat grin*

Flippy's got a boyfren@#$%!! Know why she is being a stranger to sajha? ? Cos she is s-i-t-t-i-n-g  , K-s-s-s-i-n-g  her boyfren !1 hee hee..... Hope he is worthy .

Kalanki...ho ni. Hepburn was such an amazing actor ,was she not? My personal fav is Breakfast at Tiffany's . roman Holiday is beeyooteefull too innit?

Imi,happy dashain..i might have missed out on you.

Tamang Lady....you mates with BOTH Sitara and Kiran Desai? It is certainly at times like these when i feel like stamping my feet and bawling.hehe

Loote ..out with girls re? Casanova ho ki ke ho?

Avani...sweetie,you going home for the festive season?

Sum_off..juss in case you visit, winter approaching  and our writer retreating into hibernation re? Na pai! We will do sthg really dramatic...like not get drunk or go shakahari.@

Cappy...keep posting wud ya? Dunno what we wud without you. xxxxxx

 

First off, referring to the above post-Wtf?!!  My first lipstick (Nude,if anyone cares) was from Covergirl! This prolly explains my sudden lapses of memory,mood swings,attention deficiency,disinterest in certain areas of my life!! Lolz...but laughs aside,this is gross careless . Are we as consumers going to stand by and do nothing. Someone,do sthg!Re kya.

Ainch Cappy,Audrey ,the brightest girl re? .La la...thankooo. You da best re ni ta. Altho I seemed to have missed out on sndy when i copy/pasted. Maaf pau hazurs!

Sndy,you are certainly the glue which keeps us all well...stuck.eheheh. Super-duper glue. (when was the last time you a compliment like that huh?) And i think it is fabulous that you have already introduced celestial beings haruko kathas to your lil one. Good going ,girl!

Danny,light o my life. : I keep tellin ya to come home. But there you are wanderin...far and wide. I await thee with faith  and almost no yawns . *Cheshire cat grin*

Flippy's got a boyfren@#$%!! Know why she is being a stranger to sajha? ? Cos she is s-i-t-t-i-n-g  , K-s-s-s-i-n-g  her boyfren !1 hee hee..... Hope he is worthy .

Kalanki...ho ni. Hepburn was such an amazing actor ,was she not? My personal fav is Breakfast at Tiffany's . roman Holiday is beeyooteefull too innit?

Imi,happy dashain..i might have missed out on you.

Tamang Lady....you mates with BOTH Sitara and Kiran Desai? It is certainly at times like these when i feel like stamping my feet and bawling.hehe

Loote ..out with girls re? Casanova ho ki ke ho?

Avani...sweetie,you going home for the festive season?

Sum_off..juss in case you visit, winter approaching  and our writer retreating into hibernation re? Na pai! We will do sthg really dramatic...like not get drunk or go shakahari.@

Cappy...keep posting wud ya? Dunno what we wud without you. xxxxxx