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Below are a few lunch time specials since I'm starving:

"Lunch is for wimps" :Gordon Gecko in "Wall Street"

"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask instead what is for lunch!" :Orson Wells

Not a one liner but...From "Notting Hill" (seeing the expression would've been better than reading it though):
Spike..."There's something wrong with the yogurt."
William..."It's mayonnaise."
Spike..."There we are then."


...And the most spine-chilling one:

" I'll have to go now...I'm having an old friend for lunch!" :Hannibal Lecter in "Silence of the Lambs"

You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway !!!

..........Good one!!!

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"will someone put this retard out of his miseries"-- eric cartmen

gAL nEXt tO me iS nOt mY gURLfREn, sHe IS my pERsonal SecREtary

once there was a very old man who died at Birth.............................

Hope this remedy frenz..

Nepal is a country sandwich between China and India.

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The boss, who was born on the Continent, still has a struggle with the English language .Recently, welcoming a new employee into his organization, he said warmly,'We`re very happy to have you with us.As you know, we`re a little underhanded".

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In the foyer of a Baghdad hotel, two glass doors are marked 'Entrance In" and 'Entrance Out".

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A man, preparing to do some household-job, warned his little daughter that she might hear some four-letter words should he hammer his fingers." i know one of them," she said. The father winced. ' Help," she said.

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Aflight steward asked a customer," Miss xxx, how would you like your coffee to be?" ( black or milk), 'Miss xxx, "In Cup"!! Lollz...

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