As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com
Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site
Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela
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Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.
On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----
(Photo credits: Google images - rosemaryandpeter.com, keyway.ca, apptomix.com)
Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi
to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey,
Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena,
NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated
Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain
Haddock
(if your name is missing from the list,
apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This
list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)
Sndy di - Katti nabhanisyo na...I was in VA till yesterday but am Back to MN ......Khasi katisakeko ho hajurle by today for dashain Ki waiting for astami or nawami?
Howz Dashain going so far for all of our Nautankis? I hope everybody's having fun these days.
flip flop: Thanks for the pictures. It looks too crowded these days, haina? I miss pork momo. Thanks again. :-)
Sisterjaan: sanchai hunuhunchha? What is that Katti for? It's so nice of you that you didn't do katti to me but still why is that word roaming around in Cafe? Or is it your Weapon of Cafe Intimidation? Have a nice dashain. ... and that was really a "cute" joke. It looks so cute when written in red font. :P :-)
Audrey: A friend of mine told me about sajha. She is a silent reader (that's what she has been saying). Well, I am also a silent reader for her and she believes me in this. Now, how come you see so much of me? I am always in a part time hibernation, when it comes about writing in Sajha. Never been able to make it to the top ten posters of sajha unlike few of our very special Nautankis. :-)
SITARA: hmmm! who says you were born old? you were young and now you are getting younger and younger everyday.
Danny bro: :P (you can't go any shorter than this now! wanna try? I cannot compete you in long posts anytime)
Tamang Lady: Katta haraay ko? Key Na haraaye ko? kas Toh chha? How is dashain going? :-)
Cerine: Sweetheart! how is the boring world treating you so far? :-)
Hi to Jack, Udashi, Loote, Shrish, Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, and Captain Haddock
koi hai?Kohi pani rahencha . Happy Dashain to all of you. Need to do the puja in our temple tomorrow. My name is next in the roster. So guys if you have any special request lemme know. I'm in a romantic mood tonite. So here is the song playing on my mind.
*while waiting for the mocha* hmm it sure is quiet here..guess i could scrible some?
*starts scribbling on the mssg wall of the cafe*
hey sndy!..wat do i hear? marriage ko trial stage over re?still was on trial even tho already got a lil one?u sounded like the trial was just over! u know im just playn around with words, dun u? *trembles* some ppl, they just look forward(with dread?hehe) to a marriage while i guess im one of the those (dunno wat kinda luck is it) who knows there are two kinds of marriages and have to look forward to both of them? ah!will both come into my life..or just one?or not even one?time will tell eh?no no def not lookin foward to mroe than 2! ;oP hehe
and oh regarding baal..im pretty sure its not just npl2us who gives u that..i know i would give too!but alas! thee is not bless with those silky soft baal! if not i def will have a few inches to spare anytime soon!summer is here time to shave it off!..and
npl2us..when talkn baal term..isnt inch like a mile? it took me mths to see an inch grow and in the end i gave up :oS..im pretty sure u had the same experience?wanting ur baal to grow(esp in those "areas" where they hardly grow?..esp at that time and age, when ur frens around u were talkn( to the point of showing off?) about their baals in those futile regions?;oP haha yeah yeah ewwww!esp those who were voyeur-ing on things that wasnt meant for them ;oP
kalanki bro! haha..u think i
will ever write one?for my own sake i shudnt? tho i think im pretty
incapable of such a feat..do pray for me re kya btw wat is M day?mums day?:oD
ImI ..u gotta do it urself?;oP one gets more pleasure/fulfillment from
ones own work/sweat?:oD ..btw i didnt say "Sex" did i? u said it!;oP ..i
was thinkn of another word..serious!;oP oh cheers for the compliment(i take it
as such :oD)..tho i still do wanna stress im really the quietest meekest person u will ever meet!currently wat u are seeing is an alter ego of mine, i never counted how many i have!
shirish...wat can i say?i know i seem to make ppl lost (esp with my words)! so have learnt to put "breadcrumbs" so that if they get
lost..they do get lost "properly"!from the "correct"
starting point ni ..ok i think i lost u there
flippu! stuck at a moment!(isnt that a song?)..urghh...thanks for the wishes..and ever heard the sayn wat goes around comes around?hopefully in this case that happens!no! im not talkn about the pain and wat not im suffering ...im talkn about best wishes ni!thot i clarify just in case ;oP hehe..
ceru! haha..so i was right?for once!?;oP..well u were right too!but yeah u owe me a dinner!btw are u the type who just likes to owe and maybe "repay" during their next life?u tell me ...errr over dinner? haha
camo bro! (there u go ;oP..and pls note watever is typed inside the brackets doesnt really "exist" ..wat are brackets for eh?;oP anyways enuf of that..im not really tryn to prove a point..just conversing ho!just sharing an opinion which i have got too much of?haha...plus i dun really like to compete other than in football? and errr few more things..which right now, i have no idea of ;oP...u got a team?come fly here..we will provide u field..the soft soft grass!seriously this place has quite a good grade of natural growing grass! and oh u do know wat i mean by football hoina?think of it in a pure form/term ;oP)
sitara jyu, so ur not sharing ur baiting techniques? me dun like nets :oS..ur diverting from the question asked!!atti!no one wanna help me catch a fish?and im really talkn about fishin!haha..u do love to trek hoina?fishing too?:oD
aud! hehe..thank gawd for mums eh?who always loves us ? hehe..and u laughed re?well with an addition of a bit of smile too i hope! and that really made it feel all worthwhile (tho it was worth more ;o) hehe) to share those lame stufs that conjurs up in my mind hahah..and ingenious u say?but alas!some home address cant be found even from a moment of ingenuity well thats wat this "experience" has taught me
mave..so that turned out as a satire?..u do know(dun u?), that i know not wat i type?so when others know i wat i type..could i ask for more? and no red bull..i stay away from energy drinks..unless i really really need them :oD..well the aftereffects scares me..feeln too energetic and later without any moments notice..u fall straight down!way way down to oblivion!(been there ..stayed there..hopefully currently am not there ;oP) and def feels good when someone else seems to have the same opinion hoina?makes u feel someone understands u?..anyways i better stop rambling but one thing..about losing ur mind..i dunno!all i have heard is that we lose our mind when its regarding the other gender re?since we are of the same gender..i dun think ur losing ur mind..unless smthing is happening to u with someone from another gender than maybe ur losing ur mind?so anyone?
rythm sis!!! was howdie..a typo?hi to sndy re..and howdie to everyone?u meant "Now die to everyone"..well u know..that wouldnt sound so out of place hope all well...
capt and loote bro....wats katti?but seems to be used when the person is MIA?;oP..so katti!!!;oP hope all is well there with both of u :oD..double dating?ke tha hoina?cant just be coincidence both are mia the same time!
*oops my mocha is already here and already cooled down!*
laters all..gotta..(yeah u pyshic u!dun need to thank me for makin u a pyshic! ;oP) catch a train!!
and if only writing a report was this easy..was stuck so came here ,to let words flow i think i shud be alright again.
to anyone i missed..HI! but do beware there is always a next time!;oP and oh since cleo was feeln romantic..errr.. here is a song about romance too..a broken one?!haha ;oP
Wish me well - bouncing souls
good day!:oD *takes his mocha, not payin for it..shouting, "put it on my tab" ;oP, as he rushes off into the sunset ;oP *
oh! I am byakki? good. byakki kasto? khamba jasto -- Really.
huna ta arko team ma ketiharu re chhan -- forward (striker) huna pa bhe aru maja aauthyo hola -- but jo hath so sath chadbadko mukha -- Byakki is great -- I am not complaining.
let's go for eghara-- lav -- opposing team ko lav, hamro eghara gol ke -- aanch!
Aiya..you guys crack me up..well, that's why I lop you all ni..
Danny, LOL, I'm laughing my heart out reading your post..and now u've made the cafe wall look dirty..he he..with your scribbling..next time don't use permanent marker..LOL..It's so difficult to erase it..he he..
Btw, trial stage was before marriage k..now it's just marriage stage..so I love playing marriage..he he..Ani what do I hear? U want to get married twice re? Kina ho? I give bardaan that your first marriage be so great that you don't get to marry the second time..la ja ta..Tathastu..jpt..he he..you make me write jpt ni..again..it's all your fault hai..
About baal, the amount of hair I lose everyday, I might need a wig soon..so spare your tauko ko baal..and you also katting Loote and Capt. saab? LOL..lau maryo..
Camo bhaijaan, I cannot in this life imagine myself as a cheerleader, forget captain of cheerleader..he he.kya hasaucha bhanya..aiya..and if Audrey doesn't mind, can I be a goal keeper? Yo umer ma I can't run...I'd like to relax a bit..will save some goals I promise..is it ok for you Audrey?
Flips, that again was hilarious..I would go for option A..he he..(u didn't even say hi to me? Again..maya maaring? )
Nepte, Camo definitely injured his legs it seems..jahile ni salute gardai bascha..sapana ma pani garcha hola..need to ask bhabijaan..hoina bhaijaan?
Good Morning my lovely Nautanki.First of all,i would like to extend my strong apology to my well wishers and friends here in Sajha.It has been a quite a long time being out of touch from this place.(I will write some stories in coming days to justify my hibernation).
This place has added more value as few more intellect,award wiining teacher and very good writers has joined this addicted land.It has been/will be very good social places to be addicted for good reasons.
Happy VijayaDasami.
म हाँसी दिदा सधैं उनि,तिनी र उ पनि सधैं मुस्काउन सकुन हर पल पल त जिएकै हो,सबैले जिन्दगी जिउन सकुन सदाबहार खुशी छाहोस् त्यो मलिन अनुहारमi,जीवनको रस पिउन सकुन दसैं र तिहारको पर्खाइ लामो नहोस्,सधैं खुशीले बाँच्न सकुन
.flip flop: hehehe! I am not sure about the Nepaali's gender. Afu pariyo naya manche purano manche lai chinnu nai gahro hune bhayo. We can play a mix team ni, if Nepaali is "she".
npl2us bro: ha ha ha! I am a coach and a manager. Have you seen Sir Alex Fergusion playing for Man U? ;-)
LOL Deep: byakki nai rakhnu paryo ni haina ta? Ke garne? hajur ko katha herda nai hajur byakki nai hunuparne jasto lagyo. bipakshi team ko offence le attack garda ta ball bahira fyakne manche! LOL :P
Sisterjaan: hehehe! I know you can do it. :P I was thinking of putting you in a striking position. hehehe!
and it begins - on Day 1 Trump will begin operations to deport millions of undocumented immigrants
I hope all the fake Nepali refugee get deported
Travel Document for TPS (approved)
All the Qatar ailines from Nepal canceled to USA
MAGA मार्का कुरा पढेर दिमाग नखपाउनुस !
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they will take over me 
I'll tell u later what we're playing later hai..he he ..hoina TL? 
I am always in a part time hibernation, when it comes about writing in Sajha. Never been able to make it to the top ten posters of sajha unlike few of our very special Nautankis. :-)
you were young and now you are getting younger and younger everyday. 
u know im just playn around with words, dun u?
btw wat is M day?mums day?:oD
hehe..and u laughed re?well with an addition of a bit of smile too i hope!
