Here are some dirty funny funny jokes if you wanna laugh your ass off.

Nun and a Truck Driver

A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to. She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin. The bus driver says no problem, he's not married.. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the ass. The bus driver agrees again and being the only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business. When they were done and he had resumed driving the bus driver said, Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kid's." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too. My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party.


Immigrants Eating Hot Dogs

Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are wandering around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time approaches they decide they are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot dogs. One says to the other in a shocked tone, "My God - They eat dogs in America?"

"I can't believe it!" says the other, equally appalled.

"Well," says the first, "we're going to be Americans, so we must do as they do."

They approach the vendor bravely. "Two hot dogs, please." The vendor hands them their food in a pair of paper sacks. The two immigrants sit on a park bench to eat their lunch. One looks inside his sack, hesitates and turns to his partner and says, "Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"



Little Old Lady Making Bets

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because it's a lot of money. They finally get her into the presidents office and he asks her how much she would like to deposit. She says she has $165,000 and then dumps it out of the bag onto his desk. The president was surprised and of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lad says, "I make bets". The president replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says, "for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square". "Ha!" says the president, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of bet". The old lady says,"So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," says the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady says "OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure" says the president. That night the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again, thouroughly checking them out until he was sure that there is no way his balls are square and that he will win the bet. THe next morning at 10 AM the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduces the lawyer to the president and repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the president's balls are square. The president agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop his pants so they can see. The president does this. THe little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she can feel them. "Well, OK" says the president, $25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure". Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the wall and he asks the old lady , "What is wrong with your lawyer?" She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that by 10 AM today I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hands!"

Hey

IFC you are no girl

I know that

I am hungry and I want Chicken MOMO, NOW!!!! :))))))))))))

me too

chicken momo,
don't know waht to say to u.
if you think i am a guy, stick with it. i really couldn't care less.

salut comment ca va??? OÙ EST TU/? TU EST FEMININ?? OOOOO FORMADIBLE :)

salut!
je suis aux Etats-Unix. oui je suis une femme. et vous? mais c'est idiot chickenmomo pense que je suis un garcoi. je ne sais pas quoi. et tu es un garcon??

LMAO MON NOM DIT JE SUIOS FILLE!! VOUS DEVEZ SAVOIR ET PARDON MOI DE PAROLE TU!! UTILISE AU FORMEL. NEGLIGER CHICKENMOMO. JE SUIS SLEEPY

tu dis moi que tu est fille ..et c'est pourquoi tu ne parle moi??? ce n'est pas bon excuse. nous nous parlons en francais quelquefois. j'ai besion beaucoup de practice...
this is too complicated for me so i will write in english. a lot of people think i am gguy because of my name.....so u never know. hoina ra.

KFC,
I did not think you were a guy when I first saw your name, I thought you were a food joint. hehe.. j/k

who cares quel peopel think unless vous savoir them or if you want them to know that, you should mkae ur name sound feminine cuz these guys are soooo stupidd! anywayss vous devez talk to me in francais, will make ur vocabulaire and my vocabulaire better, haina?

BTW, I know that you already have another nick "lfc", so why 123 ??? hehehe, you want to count sth? ;)

oh what have i been writing. you know i am bad at anglais joking!! KFC IS GOOOOD AND YUMMY MAYBE LFC IS YUMMY TOO LONELY! hehe

mr,. lonely
its a long story. first i registered as lfc only, but then i didn't get mail from sajha. i guess i did, but didn't notice it. and later i signed in as lfc123. pachi i went back to my junk mail and saw my other account. so every time i rreach my limit in lfc123, i sign in as lfc again. tara i like to stick with lfc123.
jaha samma mero nick ko kura cha, i dont' know hwy people think i am a guy. i knew i should have named myself SuperBitch k...tara i didn.t

aznsty
nous pouvons etre amies francais, n'est-pas?

oui nous sont BON COPINEES HEHEE(y)

c'est bien. alors, tu est une etudiante? ou est-tu habite?

So basically you are lfc, rite? you are not gonna miss lfc no matter what and you will add 123, abc etc etc.....
I am wondering though what lfc really stands for?? ...:P. (This is an optional question. You may skip it w/o answering, if you don't know the answer ;))

mr lonly
i would love to give out the meaning of lfc, tara if i do, then i will give out my whole identity k. literally. so i cannot.

ou Colombie Britannique, CA sweety! mon temps est par-dessus, je dois aller, ttyl k?

you are always in a hurry for some reason.

et oui je sui une etudantee hehe have fun you guys!!!1