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Posted on 05-09-06 6:52 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time for her to get married. She put an advertisement in the local paper that read:

"HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S)
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON."

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opend the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!"

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You do not have any hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old man leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said,

"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
 
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