here is a query posted in the cyberdoctor section of cybersansar.com , a site i guess every nepali with a internet connection visits, an the answer given by a DOCTOR , yesto cha nepali doc's ko taal :

1.Dear Cyber Doctor,
Is there any chance of pregnancy through tongue kiss? Do we get pregnant if boys touch our body ?
Pokhara, Nepal

Well if your boy touches your inner part, say vagina, there is a risk of pregnanncy. well Otherwise, there is no chance of pregnancy.

Dr. Bishal Dhakal

here is this genius' photo

mac@#kney lai answer kina ghumaera dinu pareko...sidha no baby bhanda bhai halyo ni. khatey sala.

If you guys were men enough to talk to your daughters about such things may be there wouldnt be a need for doctors like him. If you think you can do a better job than him, then do it. Dont fu(king sit here and complain. Lack of sex education is growing menance to a society like ours. Just because you dont see that in your head doesnt mean its non-existent.
Again, that doctor's name is not "nepali doctor." He probably has a name of his own and what is does should not encompass everyone who happens to be a doctor in Nepal.

Nepal ko Munna Bhai


Yestai le ta saparcha nepal lol.....

are u really a doctor or docterko naamama kalanka?boysle ketiko inner part chudaima she will be pregnant.............?really.......haatle chudama pani preganat hunchhan uso bhaye haina ta ?i think u should go back to school again to learn

i think that docter finsihed his mbbs from nepal am i right

I dont think it matters whether he has finished his mbbs or not. The question is common.

I think we are ignorant to think that the doctor doesn't know the simple question he has asked.

Why not read the question like this:

1.Dear Cyber Doctor,
Is there any chance of pregnancy through tongue kiss? Do we get pregnant if boys GENITAL/PENIS touch our body ?
Pokhara, Nepal

Well if your boy touches your inner part, say vagina, there is a risk of pregnanncy. well Otherwise, there is no chance of pregnancy.

The problem must be with the typist, not with the docotor. The typist has written "well Otherwise" making petty capitalization mistake.

(Disclaimer: I am not a doctor or studying to be a doctor.) :)

right ! i dont think it would be a misconception made like that ! do u seriously think , anyone ... a doctor or non-doctor would think the way , the prose meant .

its clearly the error of the website content publisher/editor who didnt know how to express "it" in ENGLISH.

sala .. paisa kamune uupaya jane ko ho bro le.. ta..
malai yaha US ma kasari paisa kamaune jastoo bhayeko bela ma.. bro le aauta dami idea diyeko ma thankxxxxxxxxxxxxx....

ehehe !!!!!!! nepali doctor are awsome.. ain't they.. they have got anwer for the question that the patient didn't ask..

-rockend

MUnna Bhai MBBS muji le hasayo !!

This is a funny thread... but I can definately see this happening in a website where there's not a proper editor.. whether it be in Nepal or US or anyplace.

VincentBodega ..why r u being a smart ass?? we couldn't do and couldn't teach our daugheters so we need doctors. but what the hell our doctors are doing?? please read and think before you comment upon anything. no one can do everything. There are many sectors whre people like this doctor are ruling. Without noticing or complaining it will not be corrected. So we have to point whre the mistake lies.

Dont' try to be over smart..got it dude??

well well well.............
pretty serious topic,pretty enthusiast comments.......
i couldnt help staying away
sathi haru first of all........i doudt the credibility of the website ragarding they have in fact consulted the doctors.....
we know many a times answers r pasted by themselves citing any doctors name....
well why i m saying this is rooting from the fact that its a very basic thing in medical fraternity n i cant believe any doctor, let it be any1,can give any such stupid answer
n i can say that wid confidence as i belong to same fraternity n i couldnt see ppl bashing..for some idiot reasons
leave the doctors even a layman cant think of it.......
so dont worry be happy....
risani maaf hos..........

I don’t care what that doctor says or is.
I am not doctor, but let me tell you boys and girls out there who are virgin and are curious.

You get pregnant/AIDS/Chlamydia if you have sex without protection (Condoms). If your boyfriend tells you that he will pull his ‘thing’ out before he seeds you (sperm inside you) so that you don’t get pregnant, that is crap comment and is a lie. Even if he does not cum inside you; you have the risk of getting pregnant, because as vagina is wet all the time so is penis, it spits out sperm in small quantity all the time while having sex which mixes with the sperm of female. So pulling out and spermming on the female stomach will not prevent pregnancy.

If the condom is broken while you have sex without realizing it happen, will give the same result as mentioned above.

P- pills (birth control pills) does help pregnancy. You can buy it in pharmacy. (But consol your doctor first.) This pill you will have to take daily.

I think you can also get another type of pill; I don’t know what exactly is called in English, I think it is called ‘regret pill’ which you will have to take within 48 hours after having sex without protection, and you don’t want P-pills. (Consult you pro. doctor first.)

If a girl misses her period then is pregnant. You can also buy pregnancy test in the medic shop.

Kissing and touching each other’s genitals does not make a girl pregnant. Having oral sex does not make a girl pregnant.

Pregnancy only occurs by conceiving male orgasm and female orgasm.

You need two hands to clap.

Am I missing something? What is wrong with his answer? If someone have live sperm on the finger and touches the vegina, there is a chance of pregnancy, is not there? Someone tell me why all frns are making fun of Dhakal's answer.

swatantratagaamy.. are you the same gangoo mula like that genius doctor..

I hope you are........ never think you are smart.. coz you can't judge urself........

-rockend

LMAO!!!