Have a good weekend to all sjha basi haru lai.

u too!

enjoy!

No Great Loss

George Bush is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Bush says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Bush. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.

"What?" asks Bush, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying George and Laura Bush was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Bush beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"

LooTe

lol lootebhai,
Good one...Happy friday !!!

thanks. u too sn di!


here's one on CLINTONS!

Hillary in Heaven

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."



LooTe

gr8 looteji...naam chahi ferau ke..aafaile aafailai kukur bhanne tyo pani Lootekukur...

hehe hi_nanu ji,

i lop dogs...especially those stray ones :P

happy friday 2 u 2!

LooTe

sabai ko happy friday........... mero chai boring friday........

jhan kaam ma jane bhanera uutheko ta.. aja mero chutiii bhanera poo aaucha ta fone ta...................

kya bhor..........Well enjoy working...... and have a great friday

TGIF and happy weekend to you loote where did you come with such jokes?? I am not too resourceful when it comes to jokes so sorry i cannot contribute much here.

hehe dimple,
research starts from 'google'-- they say and i have to admit! :P

good friday to u and to pratii!

LooTe

loote is freaking nuts

thankyou loote........

one question ko loote... do you know me...?

ha ha lootebhai,
That's even funnier...

patriotic,
which nuts are you talking abt? wal-nut or pea-nut? am confused :S.

pratii,
how on earth would i? do u know me? :P

LooTe

Happy friday to you all !!

Politicians

A bus load of politicians were driving down an old country road, when the bus they were in ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out looking for the missing politicos, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The farmer said, "I buried 'em all... out back."
The sheriff then asked, "Were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

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Happy Friday to all again,

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.

cut and paste from desi site...

Bholaji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

guys,


i am drunk.............................Raksi and Momo.....yammmmmmmmii Achar.....common join with me...

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

I know you loots...........