Haven't you always wondered how "Americanisms" would sound like if they were translated literally to an average Indian on, say, the streets of New Delhi (or elsewhere)?

Have a nice day! -- Achcha din lo!


What's up? -- Uppar kya hai?


You're kidding! --Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!


Don't kid me! -- Mera bachcha mut banaao!


Yo, baby! What's up? -- Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?


Cool man! -- Thandaa aadmi!


Don't mess with me, dude.-- Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee.


Check this out, man! -- Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!


She's so fine! -- Woh itnee baareek hai!



Hey
good looking; what's cooking? -- Hey Sundari; kyaa pak raha hai?


Are you nuts? -- Kya aap akhrot hain?


Son of a gun.-- Bachcha bandook ka.



And the best one is.....



How do you do? -- Kaise karte ho?


General Body Meeting.... -- Saamanya Shaaririk Milan


C ya folks... -- Dekhte hain doston &


Keep in touch...... -- Chhoote Raho.....

i don't know much hindi, though partially can comprehand, how would you translate the following sentences:

A girl saying to his boyfriend: "Am i pissing you off?"

"You are fu(ked up, man!"

"i like red hot baffelo wings"

let me give it a shot

"i like red hot baffelo wings"

would be

मुझे लाल गरम भैंसके पंख अच्छे लग्ते है ????

"Am i pissing you off?"

would be

क्या मे तुम पर पिशाब कर रही हू ?

hahahahaha