. A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person, who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND!      

. One day a man inserted
and advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”       

. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
you know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didn’t notice.      

. “When a man holds a woman hands?”When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense  

.It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs. ARRANGED.It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered        

. Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man        

. Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.         

.The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!        

. First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience         

. Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.        

. Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighboring
table n wish you’d ordered that…         

. What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I don’t Understand her. 

. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!). 

. Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.  

.A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.  

.A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.”And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.      
 . Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.  

. Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I’m looking for a loophole      
. Men are like chocolate bars…. sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.  

. A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”  . There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!  

.Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.