Yow! dem,

I is not sure if it appropriate or not to write dem personal things here. I feel it okey to write some personal things without being dem rude to other peopal and without hurt other peopal feelings.

I not knowing if it happen to other peopal here or not. But it happen to I on Friday.

Friday evening I is enjoy very much. It dem perfect beautiful warm evening. It was dem romanticest evening . Just out in da deck talkin and drinking some liquid that make intoxicasion. But drink just lightly so it feel soft and not drunk .

After it get dark.
I is in really good mood.
Put on dem soft romantic music.

I is about to do Sex.
I is in dem perfect pojision in bed.

Suddenly! teeee tooo teee teee, teeee tooo teee teee.
Dem Cell phone next to bed ringing.
It dem other woman?
Only dem few ladies have dem my cell phone numbar.
It Nepalian Lady or dem white lady?
If I picks up then I is have to speak at least 45 minute minimum.
That mean forget about Sex
If not dem is going to question . What was you do? Where was you etc.
Dem Cell phone is not in where I is can reach.
I is really have to get up.
Wish I is turn off that thing before .

dem childe rastrabadur,
you man dem no why u talk this dem that dem.
wat u want i no get.
you want dem cell fone for dem dem lady pictore,i not get dem.
you wnat dem lady in you dem bed , you want you dem cell fone.
why u complan then?
you no want to put cell fone in water, you want dem sex with dem lady too.
you choose one dem you want fone or you want sex.

I didn't get dem your story. Were you ready to have sex with the girl while the cell rang??

Don't get bothered ni it will go off after sometime Rasta. You keep on doing what you're doin buddy. If the paarson call u the next day, dem tell he/she why dem call you when u were to have sex. Once I was having sex, one of my buddy knocked at the door, I told him that we were having fun, and not to disturb.

Keep listing the ring till it goes off, dude.

AmriT

I remember one time I was dem in middle of sex, dem MCI called and asked if I want dem long distance. I would hang up but dem MCI offered me dem good deal. So, I talked on the phone and and took a break from sex.

Wow! Wow! Wow!
What dem Heavens you chilluns talkin about?
Talkin about such dem things here with I.
I is very holy peopal. I is never even think about such dem bad sinful things.
Why dem you peopal always have to think dem lustful thoughts.
Dem dirty mind of yours .
Please dont dem be conversasion with I if you talks about dem unrespectful thing.
I is a monk and never bring dem dirty thinking in my mind.

- Rastafariya

Your language is like dog barking... dem.

what the hell are you guys talking about in here?? hello does anyone speak english??

I is not English Peopal.

I is Nepalian Peopal.

But I is spend many times in Hindusthan.

I is can Speak Hinglish.

rasta, i realise you're just one of the "naypali" people. :|
wtf is this?
telling in public that when you were about to have sex, your cell ph rang? you askin what you shud do?? what are you, baby on diapers!

Wow, Child Aznshawty, why you make dem false statement here?

Why dem you is come to dem bad sinful conclusion?
Why dem you is accuse I of such bad behaviour?
I is only tell what I is doing and got irritate
But you peopal make everything in bad taste and obscene.

WHATEVER!
yur irritation might be worse but posting about the reason for it is totally dumb, if you trust me, i DEM "PEOPLE" not making bad statement here, rastafariya!

yow dem rasta, :P

u dem is kinda nutty nutty...but that is phine...hehe...nutty nutty peopals is seccy seccy....and dem dair is nuthing rong en bing seccy seccy. :P.

u dem is kontinu to have secc, dont dem bothar abaut the dem cell fone. late et be tiring tiring tiring. u jus go en out, en out and en out. the blody cell fone will stop tiring tiring and u can enjjoy en out, en out as much as dem u wants.

Loote

I is not totally understand why you peopal with dem own ideas and conclusions before I is even finish dem my writing.
I is been puttin this thing off for dem three weeks.
Finally I is make my mind and get mood to do.
I finds it dem very hard to find dem good pojision in bed for write.
Some peopal do it good but I is can not.
So dem Friday Evening I is make my mind and start doing . I thinks what I is have to lose.
So I is in comfortable pojision and have dem Loan applicasion form.
I is do dem fill in da blanks
I do dem Name
I do dem Address
I do dem date of birth
I do dem Social security
And I is about to do dem Sex
Dem phone ring ring ring.

Of course I not no want to move from dem comfortable pojision and talk .
If I talk then I is never no finish dem form fill up.

Rasta,

When ur about to get laid. Perpare urself for dem battle. Dont let her trick dem into conversation and make urself forget about sex. Dem who have lots of sex talk less and sex more ...he he.

why are you even whining like a baby over here just because you turn on your phone ringer while going to have a sex...dumb...at the same time you talk about how you were going to have and at the same time you talk ohhh i am not dirty...

Rasta, you is dem have double standard. you dem have sinful mind but never say dem yes.

After you fill up the form, you gotta do u a signature at the bottom. You were about to put your signature, dem cell fone rang. Next time put the cell fone dem in vibration- or even silence mode. Or next time without filling the top part of the form, start signing on the bottom right away, by the time cell fone rang, you would be done dem sex.

AmriT

hmmm.... was this piece supposed to be a joke? :-S

funny funny one? or not so funny but ha ha joke? or not a joke at all?

no get dem rastaaa maan's writing

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what u dem pupil bhaning, i no bujing. tyesaile i yahan bata going.

but wtf!!!!

dem should have dem cell phone in the vibration mode. and, when dem phone rings, use it as a vibrator. use it to give them women pleasure.

so dem like Ali G, Rasta brother?
He is the funniest man in the world.