A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?
. . . . . . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

A girl is sleeping in class when a guy pokes her with a pen
as the teacher is asking a question and she shouts "God almighty."
And it is right. Then he pokes her as the teacher asks again and she shouts
"Jesus Christ." And then he pokes her as the teacher asks
"What did Eve say to Adam after their last child?" And the girl said
"If you stick that in me again I'll break it in half."

Khee khee..sardarji`s joke!

shwetaa....hmmm....you are here too huh! Good good at least there is someone whom I can make laugh......hahahaha!

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

This one is very funny!

A train suddenly deviated from the tracks and ran onto the nearby fields before returning on the tracks again. The passengers were horrified at this. At the next railway station, the driver was caught and questioned. He was a sardar and explained that a man was standing on the tracks and he refused to budge. The authorities asked him, "Sardarji, are you mad? Just to save one person, you put so many lives in danger. You should have overrun that person." The sardar replied: "Exactly, that is what I was doing, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.

Now SMS jokes.......

Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai main jana chod diya,
Aap ne SMS karna kya band kiya,
humne mobile charge karna chod diya!

ufff...yeh Intazaar ki ghadi.....!

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.

Can you read this SMS fast!

Abe peepal k ped k sukhe hue patte me chhupe hue bhoot k panje ki chhoti ungli k toote hue naakhun se behte hue khoon me rehne waale bacteria....CHAL SMS KAR!

What a life.....!

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there....
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there.

Two atoms are walking down the street and one asks the other, "how are you?"
"Not so good" says the other, "I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."

Yeh SMS.........!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Heartbeats are countless, Spirits are ageless,
Dreams are endless,Memories are timeless,
Friend like you shwetaa shameless Oops! SORRY priceless.

yaar kahan ho? jahan ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.tumhari jaan ko khatra hai!
Bahar bandar pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai..

What is wrong with your cell?
Every time i call a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail ??

What a looser ....lol!


Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

this one is awsome......

Marilyn, the teacher, asked her 5th grade history class, "When was Rome built?" and called on Timothy to answer first.
"Rome was built at night." was his answer.
"At night?" asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in her boney-knuckled hands. "How ever did you get such an idea?"
"Well," gulped the student, hoping his answer would satisfy her, "everyone knows Rome wasn't built in a day."

the shortest joke i've heard about sardar ji is:
"TWO SARDAR JEES PLAYING CHESS!"

the shortest one i ve heard

"BALD SARDAR"

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

“Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.”

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new madam.”

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought “that’s really not so bad.”

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, “New house, new madam, new girls.”

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman’s husband Keith came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, “Hi, Keith!”

Funny remix of nepali ukhan tukkas -


बादरको पुच्छर टाई न इँजार

तरुनी हुँदा सयवटा पोई,मर्ने बेला कोइ न कोइ ।

कलिवुडको जात्रा तिघ्राको व्यापार।

सीतैंमा पाये भट्टि रीत्तै ।

के खोज्छस् नेता ? कुर्सी ।

घाँटी हेरी हाइनेक किन्नु ।

रातभरि सराप्यो महाजन त जिउदै ।

जोगीको घरमा हिप्पी पाहुना ।

एक पल्ट पकरा्उ परेको चोर पोस्टम्यानलाई देख्दा पनि भाग्छ ।

भुक्ने कुकुर भुकिरहन्छ टोक्ने कुकुर सुतिरहन्छ ।
-xenoMED, Nepal