Someone talked despicably about ocean city in one of the previous threads....little does he know about how ocean city has contributed in financing education for nepalese students...

Just wanted to reminisce my first summer in ocean city maryland. Here they go

1. Edited social security card.
2. Driftwood apartments.
3. Sunsation(s)
4. Paychecks
5. 7 11
6. Superfresh
7. Cute east european damsels
8. Their not so cute boyfriends
9. Israeli a**holes
10. Boardwalk
11. Jollyrogers
12. Fried potatoes of thrashers
13. Bank of America
14. Nepalese outnumbering Indians (ever)
15. Summer dating
16. Breaking up at the end of summer
17. Kentuckians, Illinoisites, Arkansites, Oklahomans, Pennsylvanians et al.
18. No Yankees, New Jerseyite, Californians, Floridans
19. Surprisingly Texans
20. Transit buses
21. White Marlin Mall, and its ever polular "buy one see three" movie theater.
22. Corona
23. Budweiser
24. Mitchell's market
25. Candy kitchen(s)
25.Roses
26. Mcdonanlds and Burger king
27.Carryout eatery owned by Koreans
28. Seacrets

would someone be kind enough to add more in this list?

jerusalem restaurant
asian garden ko maasu-bhaat
3-clubs-in-one
babes in bikinis
poolside bar wet t-shirt contests
one night stands with beautiful strangers
boogie-boarding
dolphins
late-night toking sessions at the beach
beach soccer
and the tremendous beer-guzzling capacity of the irish
jes fkkin amazing

once i was in drive through in mc donalds. i said, "let me get this .........let me get that."
somebody from inside said, " tetti nai ki aru pani chahincha."

lol maybe he recognized the nepali english accent

Jolly Rogers Water Park. Unbelievable!
Right next to it, there is a McDonald's where a certain fine nepali girl used to give me extra large frieds and free drinks. Couldn't get more than that though.

Yeah a bunch of nepalese people worked in Jollyrogers and Mcdonalds beside it.....can't thank them enough for providing free drinks and rides.

But surprisingly...yet strangely...the new attendant at Nepali restaurant was so hostile....giving a discount was out of question...he did not even speak politey.

Those "broke Nepalis" who drank only Heinekin and smoked only Marlboro Light in a box everyday maxing out their 5 credit cards with $500 credit limit on each.

Those Nepalis who dyed their hair blond yet still looked like Mexicans.

Those Nepalis who worked round the clock, fell asleep in restroom while at work, and got fired from jobs.

Fake IDs to enter Pickles Bar.

International Student Center for internet.

well...as far as I recall there were two nepalese who dyed their hair blonde......but one person was of particular interest...not because of his hair but because of his name.....no offenses to him.....but his name was "distance lama" has anyone heard such a name before? It sounded so weird.

beating up rowdy firefiter and young black kidz

Distance Lama is from Wichita Kansas.He is one of the nicest people around here.Distance Lama is his real and legal name.

Distance Lama Also used to work at Princess Royal as a server, but after getting Tips as low as $1, he left the job and joined Royal Farms......

what the ****.....

i know that distance lama. he dyed his hair blonde...........

crazy mofo......

well i went to school with him in Galaxy Public School.......

i don't beleive that ! he was like a weird kid from way long time back.......

Pinky:
As far as I know, Distance works and studies hard.He respects other people.And what else do you expect more? As far as dying hair is concerned, that is his hair....so his mofing business...not yours.
About being weired, everyone is weired in his/her own way.At least his name is real...unlike yours...Pinkey.

- Being fired from 5 different places for showing up late

- Going to that other city , i fogot the name, (past that bridge) in a bus to shop in Brand name stores

-sharing a room with 5 other guys and the whole 3 bdroom apt. with 14 other roomates

-coming home after work at 1 am, then cook and then eat at 2 am and then goto sleep at 3 am and then wake up 7 am to reach work at 8 am ... (damn we neplese are stupid)

-goto that coin laundry place in dayoffs to do laundry (then realize that ur roommate bought dishwashing powder thinking its for washing clothes)

-playing guitar with frenz after work (those moments were fun)

-riding that drunken bus at 12 am at nite when all other white peepz are drunk as f**k and having fun and u're the one smelly and tired from all dayz work ...

-smoking dope with those twins

-smoking more dope just before goin to work so that u can concentrate on ur work (yeaaa realll gooddd)

I know distance is a good person.....that is why I did not mean to offend him. I was simply talking about his name...

But honestly...he could have changed his name....if my parents named me velocity...or acceleration.....I would kill myself....rather kill them...

hey guys thanks for the memory of my first summer.


Summer Place
----------------

This here, Hanna, is my apartment.
Told you- it will be a mess.
We are sixteen guys here.
Beside this living room,
We have two bedrooms inside:
Three mattressess side by side,
sleeps five!
And how do you like this bar of a kitchen we have?
Complete with barstools and all...
Let me move this blanket,
Here, have a seat.
It was my turn to sleep on the couch last night.
Haven't had time to do the dishes,
he...he...sorry if that smells.
Seventeen hour workdays are the norm,
Get high when not working, no time to spare.

Our rules, they vanished the second week here.
That's why the beer cans and bottles, the pennies and nickels all over.
We don't mind using dinner plates as ashtrays anymore.
And look at that- the prize of it all-
that Wal-MArt bag full of dirty,smelly "Lost and Found" socks.
Our hope is that the burglar who stole Yogesh's bike will take that bag next time.

Shiny mahagony walls! Not cheap this place,
But split it sixteen ways and it's manageable.
Convinient location though, you see,
The bus stop is right there.
And that is Club Kahuna
Sure the techno rivets till 2 AM,
And if this couch is your bed,
You can hear the drunken laughtet
of women making their way home.

Hanna, you know what I like about it the most?
When from out the porch, I can see,
The rising sun on the Atlantic. Crimson and Red!
Pity it's only till summer's end.

-------
mG. (Fall 2001)

Very nice poem mind_game

i seldom praise, or atleast mean it sincerely, as i do now.
mind-games, that poem was like a chapter out of the pages of my life.
albeit more succinctly put.
a calming balm after some of the puerile, bigoted posts floating around.
nice bro.

thanks DeepBlue and kdee...
summer, ocean city, those were the days...!
mG

Mindgames....inspired by you, I could not stop myself rhyming....here are some excerpts..

Driftwood apartments... boarding hundreds of Nepalese
Some russians, some ethiopians but no chinese
Sometimes,at night, when you come out of the door
Down lies some drunken homey on the floor

Friends squabble, over grocery bills
And do not stop until melancholy fills
Cussing, swearing at one another
Forget that they said all nepalese are brothers

Some people sweep floors, some do dishes
And some watch the sunset and white marlin fishes
Corona, Budwieser...they savor it all
And wail that they did not save enough for fall

Seventeen hours of back breaking work
Still the pay is so little forget about the perk
Even then they shop at Tommy and GAP
And buy colognes from Ralph lauren called "chaps"

Superfresh soars high..so does Sunsations
They do wonderful business if in amalgamation
Burgerking and Mcdonalds never stop serving
And add one more restaurant with those earnings

I had enough...I heard someone yell
And I also heard the blows in the wall he pumelled
Swearing to god that he would never come back
He was there again next year with the same old back pack.

hmmm, i am thinking of goin to ocean city this summer and work there..... i just wanna get the hell out of my house during summer.....