Some years ago in Nepal, I had read in WAVE about "heights of ......". I have forgotten all except these two. If you know others, please add.

HEIGHT OF FASHION- SAREE WITH ZIPPERS

HEIGHT OF POVERTY- REUSING CONDOMS

A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and he gives us the length!"

Keep rolling...

>>Nepe
Here you go :
http://arch119.kicks-ass.org/nepalimp3s/topnepalisongsjuly.html
(A list of the most downloaded songs until the end of july . It's a bit old but statistically,things shouldn't be that different at this moment too.)

Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
Height of patience: A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.

height of noise: 2 skeletons making noise on the tin roof!!!!!!

my height--6 feet

ooopsy that was: 2 skeletons making love on the roof..heights of noise i.e.

heights ofpain: sliding naked on a sharp blade

heights of idling: sticking to sajha.com 24/7

height of unfunnyness: nepe's lauuuung story of charily
[sorry nepe :-)]

height of sexual frustration - shikhar

oki some heights thingie that I like:

Heights of darkness: A black man sitting in a coal mine and drinking Pepsi!

Heights of Tinyness: A dimple on a pimple on the right butt of an ant!:D

Heights of Cleanliness: A woman sending a used tampon for dry cleaning!

(oki this is the second time I am posting this,... I wonder why it did not work the first time!)

Height of funny typo: In Nemesis' sentence: "Height of unfunnyness: nepe's lauuuung story of charily
[sorry nepe :-)]"

In jest, of course.

Just as a refreshment after a long and tiring day, which happens to be my regular schedule these days! :)

Height of patriotism: Mahatma Gandhi using a khaaki condom.
Height of frustration: A guy running around a tree trying to screw himself.

:)

Height of पुन्टेदाइ : २ फिट ४ ईन्च :P

अब पुन्टेदाइले धोबिनीको पेटिकोट च्यात्नि भए, भागssss!!!!!! भउते !!!!, भागssssss!!!! :)

:)
-भउते

HEIGHT OF BORING WRITING: Ishwor Ballav

"आज फेरि कोसिस गरेँ "


मैले आज फेरि कोसिस गरेँ

ईश्वरवल्लभको लेख पढ्ने कोसिस गरेँ

आज त कीर्तिमान नै तोडेँ

पहिलो हरफ पूरै पढेँ

ननिदाइकन पढेँ ।

शब्दकोशहरू सबै चहारेँ,

तर वाक्यहरूको अर्थ कहाँ खोज्ने ?

साथी हो,

बृहत् नेपाली वाक्यकोश कहाँ छ ?

मैले आज फेरि कोसिस गरेँ

ईश्वरवल्लभको लेख पढ्ने कोसिस गरेँ ।

Gautam B,

You must have spared yourself from reading Ishwar Baral.

Houston, I haven't seen Ishwor Baral's writing in recent publications (may be I don't read much). Yes, he is also boring, may be much more boring than Ishowr Ballav.

umm height of Mount Everest 8,850 m uhmm uhumm?

baby is your brain phat too or whut b.cos I said that already.

Got these from a website;

HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply.

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending email to himself.

HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match .

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
U r swimming in the water tank and shout "F1 F1 F1?" instead of shouting "HELP" when u are unable to swim...

Height of unemployment: Cobweb in a whore's pu**y

height of competetion - peeing next to niagara falls

height of tolerance - one hand man hanging in cliff while his balls itch..

height of having nothing better to do in life - posting height jokes in sajha



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