Warning: This is just the beginning and it won’t make sense.

Rants and Raves

I would kindly like to thank you guys, the select Sajha users. You are the voice of Sajha; you are the workhorse, the brains behind it. Sajha has become what it is today, all thanks to you. Thus, I am giving back something that you’ve left behind...

First, thanks to you I’ve realized googling is an art. While you have so much idle time to talk out of your rear, you don’t have time to solve your own problems. If you have to find out whether you can still apply for H-1B, you won’t google or check the USCIS website. Oh no, you won’t even pick up the fu(king phone and call USCIS because I know you are crippled and you have ADD. Also, I just love it when you ask those statistic questions. If you have to ask for graduate school stipend, I know you will post a one line question in Sajha, because we  have every plot humanity has ever carved out saved up in our terabyte hard drives. It is so much efficient that way. And those programming questions are such a turn on. You don’t even need to write a single line of code.  Someone will do the whole assignment for you. Besides, four years down the line, after you graduate, what are the chances of you not getting a job, getting raped with H1-B visas from Indian consultancies and posting a thread titled  ‘help: good IT consultancies needed?’

Second, I am getting rich and it’s all because of you! I am making a killing here because you have been giving your ‘two cents.’  I’ve stopped working. Every time I need money, I click on your thread. And whenever you say something rude, clever, ignorant, and clichéd, you toss your 2 cents. I quietly pick up your coins. I don’t say thank you and you probably don’t care. Then I read more of your posts and I collect more coins. I wonder how you have so much time to gossip, argue, and quibble over. It’s as if you have a radioactive brain, radiating ideas all the time. When your neurons are all fired up, you have to let the whole world know your views on it. What’s interesting is most of you are saying the same thing but you don’t know it, because that radioactive brain has turned you into a delusional blogger who believes they have a unique voice that must be heard.  But I do not mind, because that radioactive cancer has finally caught up with me. An alarm has gone off in my head. So, I too will rant (and rave) once every week where I will be offensive, incoherent and unapologetic. I will not care of what you think, because  I’ve become a delusional blogger and I will repay every penny I've collected from you.

If you are offended, you welcome.

FF

Welcome to the club.

looks like this is one great thread on the making

I don't agree with you. As far as i am concerned,  i cannot concent to pay for the previleges where i have built in rights.I have got a sort of intrinsic right in sajha of which i am proud of it and I don't care who ever fills the bill of my coming in sajha. I think sajha is just like a melting bowl. Here the individual of all race of men are melted together from a different level of hierarchy. Let me put it like this, there are nonsensical, idiotic and foolish assholes like pyaradeshbashiharu, kajishaab, makura manche who occupies the base of pyramid. At the same time there are persons of letters like Nepe, rahulbhai, sidster,timer,dynamite, perfectionist,serial,ritthe,synjali and many more who occupy the top of the pyramid. It depends upon you and how you perceive things in these person. There are persons filled with wittiness and at the same time who carry great innermost insights like dekchidriver and so on. .....and the thread still goes on so get it yourself.

......and they have also got the intrinsic right like i do and even you. So you need not bother of their exertion here in sajha. It is not communist world fella but a world of personal freedom.

 

Bravo FF

Exactly. Let me add some more points to that (my 2 cents again...but I scratched my balls using the same hand before).

What's up with that...just being a Nepali I'm supposed to help you. Beside few legit person who really need help once in a while, most of them ask for help as if  we are their servent...reading through their sentence makes you want to punch them on their face. It shows what type of family they come from and how they are used to getting help all the time, fed with golden spoon, can't do a shit on their own, cryin over home sick on the phone to their parents.

What's up with the VIN....We're supposed to be your VIN checker? Waiting for you say "VIN 43242342...check it asshole" You think there is a designated VIN checker in Sajha. There used to few mahatma gandhi to do that in the past, but nowadays, nobody will. So stop it and go to carfax.com.

If you feel that Sajha can provide better answer to your H1, GC or any immigration question than a real lawyer (I'm not talking about our Indian semi-"still learning" lawyer), then you deserve to be deported. No seriously. Remember, good things cost, things that come free will always screws you.

And what about "Is there someone from Chicago?, Is anybody from Palpa?, Pokhara? Tukucha? ...on and on and on. I've no problem with these thread itself. Once you find a person, why don't you just exhange emails and get off the floor. We do not want 2 guys posting every hour and bumping the thread with 1 million views. Lots of people accidently click on it and hate those threads.

And  for those who post Nepali songs mixed to a Korean video with titles like "Must see video".... I'll watch it only if you put your mother stripping in the video. Sick and tired....

That's my rant...will add more.

 somebody's sittin up there..laughin at  this stupid post...  and prolly ..makin money too....in  a way we work for this site..dont we??..the only difference is our labor is free..hehe..
.garib manche ko 2 cents!! excuse me!!!!

Nice one! Nearly missed it. Funny observations.

- my two paisas since it's not worth 2 cents :)

 What is the probability of "picking up the coin"? Can anyone help me with "S"tatistics? [Here goes my rants and raves]

-Grace

good observations..

Thanks for commenting guys.
Bob_Marley, great rant! I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Grace, Math makes my head dizzy these days, especially when people tell me to give my '110%' into everything.
FF