He he he this one is quite funny!!!

Girija Parsad Koirala died (assume) and went to heaven (Don't laugh).

As he stood in front of Yamaraj, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?" I think In Nepal we had only one big Ghantaghar clock ; he told the Yamaraj with confusion.

Yamraj answered , " Girija Babu; those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every Time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh", Said Girija, "Who's clock is that??

That?s Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie, yamraj answered

Suddenly Girija was astonished and asked "And whose clock is that?" It seems GRAND DESIGN. WHO DESIGNED THAT??

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HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY ...............he he he he he he he he he he he..........

Girija Parsad Koirala died (assume) and went to heaven (Don't laugh)......................>>>.hahhahhaha can't help myslef:P



Suddenly Girija was astonished and asked "And whose clock is that?" It seems GRAND DESIGN. WHO DESIGNED THAT?? (SCROLL DOWN FOR THE YAMARAJ ANSWER............)
HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY ...............he he he he he he he he he he ...............>>>

abhuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.............>>strange name....>APRIL FOOL?!


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He he he he ......APRIL FOOL'S DAY KO wish pacchi aba chai the complete joke hai ta tyo matthi ko.....and now Sushil Koirala has the important role on it......he he he ....here it goes...


Sushil Koirala died (assume) and went to heaven (Don't laugh).

As he stood in front of Yamaraj, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

he asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered , "those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every Time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh", Said Sushil, "Who's clock is that??

That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.

"And whose clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Sushil then asked with surprise and enthusiactically, "Where's my Bro GIRIJA'S clock?"

GIRIJA'S clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan! ..........................."

Ardent
That was funny.

A suggestion to Yamaraj:

Instead of using GIRIJA's clock as a fan, he should use it as a turbine. He may be able to produce enough electricity to illuminate the whole hell.

That was funny Ardent bro. Nice one.






Happy APRIL FOOL DAY.

A picture from me.

One more.

areent bro your joke was great...... arko pani jawos na.....

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