santasingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: santasinghHow is your MBA preparation?
santasingh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
santasingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
santasingh: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
santasingh: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
santasingh: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
santasingh: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
santasingh: YES.
Rajiv: so, logically, your are married.
santasingh: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
santasingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees bantasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
santasingh: How is your MBA preparation?
banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
santasingh: Oh, logic is easy.
banta: Please, give me an example.
santasingh: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
banta: NO, I don't.
santasingh: Saala HOMO!!!

Kya joke mara prahJi! Wah wah :)

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