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Posted on 10-15-10 1:31
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The month long Teej celebration has just ended and we have to hurry up if we want to fit Dashain into our already tight schedule of festivities. And this Dashin being celebrated for 15 days, I am not having any problem updating the daily status of my facebook page. Folks! Astami ko subhakamana for today and I will do it accordingly until Kozagrat purnima. Let us see what kicks in afterwards. It is the age of facebook and tweeter these days. 'How often do you update your status?'..I would not be surprised if it becomes common job interview qt. in coming days. Let us all blend into the society, shall we? If you do not tweet, you are so outdated. "Rescue me, I got stuck in my wheelchair", this 96 year grandma tweets from 20th floor balcony of her retirement housing. The good thing is she does not have to worry about exceeding her high end data plan because the bill comes only after 30 days.
The commonwealth game has just finished with full fledged Desi style. It is more than getting a gold medal for the country. You know why coz much of the security was provided by all those transported Langoor from Ayodhya to keep the monkeys out of the area. No wonder there was not even a single bribery case involving any Indian security personnel. Even though it is always playing tough aka merciless game against its neighbor, it infact has done great job. Jokes aside, India proved that it can hold its first world momentum with third world reality despite the westerner's complain of not getting enough clean water to flush the shitt away. Why would you
need fresh water to do the shitt job? Any idea??? Talking about the commonwealth game, I was so mesmerized to see all those dyed brown hair of majority of Indian athletes. I don’t know but we Asians seem to be so obsessed with it. Regardless of age group or sex, I see almost 80% are giving up their natural black or even Grey hair. If you really do want to make it consistent, pull your armpit into the neighborhood too otherwise it will look so ugly when you eat Tilda Basmati with that half dyed brown hair especially during summer months.
Nobody is getting elected backhome. I think the day is coming especially during Dashain. Shahs are long gone therefore I can almost assure that there will not be any conspiracy whatsoever. So, let us not hesitate to uproot the legacy of those Ghale kings one more time. And as a matter of fact, those guys were far better than these stupid bastards anyway..atleast they knew they could run. It is world full of competition. Let us run. Be it political stardom or any unnecessary religious debate, we all are so focused on running anyway. My neighbor says Islam is mushrooming. Based on his 5 kids vs. 2 kids in the neighborhood, he thinks this growth rate is sufficient enough to cover 70% of world's population by year 2030, the meaningful zihad by population I guess. Christians are lagging in this tight race. However, they are making a smooth trail from Utah desert to Sudur Mahakali. A Jehovah witness does not leave any opportunity to knock on the door, "It is not fair for you to not get any food, Can I offer you something? BTW, you can read these magazines when you are done eating". I am still confused whether is it coercion or help?, Can anybody enlighten me? Buddhists are sadly losing the grip though. They seem to be carefree otherwise they would have their voice raised when Taliban had destroyed all their Monasteries in Afghanistan. If the similar trend continues, I can see this freaking lady Gaga becoming more popular than Gautam Buddha. And here comes my so called hallow and ancient Hindu Diaspora. Don’t know whether I should consider myself lucky or unlucky because nobody has offered me anything so far. But, being a super liberal Hindu, I know I can easily switch my gear even with some cheap cell phone plan offer in this already tough economy. And, please do not be surprised if you hear me singing surrounded by all these saved dollar bills by the end of every month.....
मुन्नी बदनाम हुई.....डार्लिंग तेरे लिए
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sna
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Posted on 10-15-10 7:04
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Nice read to start a morning with.... Thanx
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Posted on 10-15-10 9:53
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कया गीत को बोल लेख्यो बा !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jira
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Posted on 10-18-10 9:39
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Thanks for reading..ek haat ma ni uthaidim eslai :-)
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Posted on 10-18-10 9:58
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"I can see this freaking lady Gaga becoming more popular than Gautam Buddha"
Superb!
दाई, देर आए पर दुरुस्त आए :)
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Posted on 10-19-10 1:58
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Ha ha..... Satirical ..... Keep it up
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Posted on 11-02-10 7:49
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Thank you for reading. Subha Dipawali to everyone
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